amardeep.rishi
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Read This, if you have been in TELECOM industry too long these are your
Symptoms:
1.) YOU use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in Everyday parlance. For e.g. when talking about your
doodhwalla, U say, "His Milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so No issues"
2.) YOUR prime source of entertainment is the forward?s send to U By friends whose faces U cant remember.
3.) YOU drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) YOU keep trying to shut down your home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
5.) When your mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call.
6.) When YOU make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.
7.) YOU haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8.) YOUR last crush was a girl in HR, your current crush is the new girl in HR and all your crushes in the future will be
girls in HR.
9.) YOU spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing Solitaire or other
computer games and then complain about the late working hours.
10.) YOUR important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
11) YOU secretly prepare for CAT / MBA only to find your Manager sitting behind you at the exam.
13.) YOU keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
14.) YOU email your mate who works at the desk next to U.
15.) As YOU read this list, YOU are thinking of sending it to your friends who are also in Telecom.
16.) YOU are too busy to notice there was no line no. 12
17. )YOU are not sure so u scroll back check it .
18.) And now u r smiling!!!!
Symptoms:
1.) YOU use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in Everyday parlance. For e.g. when talking about your
doodhwalla, U say, "His Milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so No issues"
2.) YOUR prime source of entertainment is the forward?s send to U By friends whose faces U cant remember.
3.) YOU drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) YOU keep trying to shut down your home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
5.) When your mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call.
6.) When YOU make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.
7.) YOU haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8.) YOUR last crush was a girl in HR, your current crush is the new girl in HR and all your crushes in the future will be
girls in HR.
9.) YOU spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing Solitaire or other
computer games and then complain about the late working hours.
10.) YOUR important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
11) YOU secretly prepare for CAT / MBA only to find your Manager sitting behind you at the exam.
13.) YOU keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
14.) YOU email your mate who works at the desk next to U.
15.) As YOU read this list, YOU are thinking of sending it to your friends who are also in Telecom.
16.) YOU are too busy to notice there was no line no. 12
17. )YOU are not sure so u scroll back check it .
18.) And now u r smiling!!!!
