vengabeats
Nilesh Nagdev
1) Gf : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Bf : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
3) Teacher: " What's the age of your father? "
Student: " My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs. "
4) MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u
think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
5) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".
6) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
7) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
8) SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out
of his mouth.
Bf : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
3) Teacher: " What's the age of your father? "
Student: " My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs. "
4) MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u
think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
5) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".
6) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
7) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
8) SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out
of his mouth.