Sports quota

[Tuski]

Tortoise n rabbit wrote entrance exam,
Tortoise got 80%
Rabbit 81%.
Both went 4admission in an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%...
Rabit didn't get but
Tortoise got admission.
How?
U remember wen v wer in 1ststd tortoise won a race...
Sports quota 5% marks extra...:SugarwareZ-157:

 

[ishankelvalkar]

post some more jokes dude..

 

[Tuski]

hey dude refer these links for more jokes:
http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/231864-ferrari.html
http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/231883-girl-s-magic.html
http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/garage/231921-free-advice.html#post477866
http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/garage/231922-think-different-do-different.html#post477867
http://www.managementparadise.com/f...y-games/231988-why-kolaveri-d.html#post478107

 

[itm_mumbai]

The teacher asked, "What is the chemical formula for water?"

A student raises his hand and answers, "HIJKLMNO"!!

The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"

Student answers, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"

 

[Tuski]

In 1975,Superman,Batman & Spiderman decided a world tour
& flying by the Indian sky they died.
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Why?.
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Remember in 1975, Gabbar fired 3 bullets in air.

 

[jpk005]

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