SMS Zone !!

80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a
"Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to thestage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!"Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 PAthans start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!" The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance."
So he Asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the pathan starts crying and the 80,000 mans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?" The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?" Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 pathans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Hence Proved
 
1st Day – Ur Friendship was like a “WELL”…
2nd Day – It’s like “RIVER”…
3rd Day – It’s like “SEA”…
4th Day – It’s like “OCCEAN”…

Now – Today - It’s like ......................

TSUNAMI


Kuch Pal Hote Hai Kuch Pal Ke liye,
Jee Le Inhe Hum Har Pal Ke Liye,
Ye Waqt To Ret Ki Tarah Fisal Jayega.
De Jayega Yaadein Umar Bhar Ke Liye.


Yun To Aapko Roz Yaad Kiya karte Hai,
Man Hi Man Me Dekh Liya Karte Hai…
Kya Hua agar aap Paas Nahi Hamare,
Dil Hi Dil Me Mulaqatein Kar Liya Karte Hai…


Har Zindagi Ko Ek Kinara Chahiye,
Har Shaks Ko Ek sahara Chahiye…
Zindagi Kat sake Haste Haste,
Isiliye Dost Tum Jaisa Ejk Pyaara Chahiye…


24 Sweet Hours make 1 Swwet Day !

7 Sweet Days make 1 Sweet Week !

4 Sweet Weeks make 1 Sweet Month !

But……………
1 Sweet Friend like u makes LIFE Sweet……………!!!


Aksar Logo Ko Kehte Suna Tha,
“ZINDA RAHE TO PHIR MILENEGE”…!
Lekin aapko Milne Ke baad Dil Ne Mehsoos Kiya,
“MILTE RAHE TO ZINDA RAHENGE”…!


Suraj Har Shaam Ko Dhal Jata Hai,
Patjhad Vasant Me Badal Jata Hai,
Mere dost Musibat Me Himmat Mat har,
Samay Kaisa Bhi Ho Gujar Jata Hai.


These are the wonderful pairs in this world :-

HEART & BEETS

NIGHT & MOON

BIRDS & SONGS

ROSES & LOVE

MY MESSAGE & YOUR SMILE
 
Here r some cool friendship messages.......enjoy

Remember a tru friend is not like the rain,
which pours and go away,
a tru friend is like teh air,
sometimes silent but always sround u.


Friendship is like a needle of a clock,
though v r in d same place,
v r not able to meet,
even if v meet its only 4 few seconds,
but....v always stay connected.


Paane se khone ka maza aur hai.
Band aankhons me rone ka maza aur hai.
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz ghazal.
Us ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai.


Ab aur manzil paane ki hasrath nahi rahi,
kisi ki yaad main mar jaane ki hasrath nahi rahi,
aap jaisa DOST jab se mila hai,
kisi aur ko DOST banane ki zarurath nahi rahi!!!


Always b d reason of someone's happiness,
never b just a part of it.
B a part of someone's sadness,
never b d reason for it.

Aisa chahiye dost jo hame apna man sake,
hamare dukh ko jaan sake,
chal rahe ho hum tez barish main,
phir bhi pani main se aansu ko pehchan sake.
 
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
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wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short "YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR"
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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
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Mushkil nahi hai Ishq ladana ,Us se bhi aasan nahi hai uska A Pyar pana ,phir bhi darte hai hum pyar karne se ,kyonki sabse mushkil hai usko bhulana
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jab d@sti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, humko bhi k@i shaks yaad ayega, tab bh@@l jayenge zindagi ke gam@n ko, jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega...
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Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar lo zalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai
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U may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach
but u not out of my SOCH.
I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!
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Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa! Aray aap to naaraaz hee ho gaey... jab aap naraz hotay hain to lagta hai k insaan aaj bhee bandar hai.! ha ha ha!
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Wada karo par nibhana sikho,
Chahat dil me rakho par jatana sikho,
u hi kisiko intejar na karvao,
koi agar pyar se sms kar to reply dena sikho...
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta
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Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

:SugarwareZ-064:
 
Hasana Mana Hai.....

Hasana Mana Hai.....


Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...


School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....


Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....


UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....


Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....



Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…


Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....



palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!


kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...



Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....


Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...



PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....


Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....


College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...


Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !


Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...


Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!


Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...


Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...


Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha...


Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...


Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.
Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...


har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon....


Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...


Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,
Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
Yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?


Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...


Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......
 
Funny Sardar Jokes

Funny Sardar Jokes

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
 
~*~Christmas SMS~*~

~*~Christmas SMS~*~

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.


May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.


Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.


Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.


Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it's watching U.


If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. HAPPY CHRISTMAS


Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.


Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.


Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.


Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!


There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.


From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.


May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

:tea:
 
Love Sms

Love sms

Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's decision !

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says 'For the woman I love' and the second, 'For my best friend.'

I believe that to truly Love, is the ultimate expression of the will to live. A heart that truly loves is forever young

It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy
with someone else, but it's more painful to know that
the one you love is unhappy with you.

Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.

Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.

I have no regrets. I will never regret loving someone because the feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt.

Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and make
things happy

Speak less to people whom u love most.....Because if they cant understand ur silence..... They can never understand your words.....
 
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