SMS Zone !!

Good going Ajay! Keep it up !!

You're doing a gud job...






A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise



Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!





wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!





Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated
 
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If u feel
..a little dizzy,
..a lot bored,
..a little sink,
..all lost,
..a little sad,
..i think I know whats wrong. U r suffering from lack of "VITAMIN - ME"
---------

Testing ur blood!



pls wait...



!!!
33% complete



!!!!!!
66%



!!!!!!!!!!
100% complete



Result: HIV+



Honey In Veins



Thats why u r so sweet
----------
 
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
kaise yaad na aaye apki el pal ke liye,
jab dil me ho tum har pal ke liye.
------------

Ek KABUTAR itna uda,
itna uda,
itna uda,
bahut uda,
bahut upar gaya,
itna uda,
BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA, ab so jao kal dhoondenge.. GOOD NITE!
-----------

A nite is d perfect ending 4 a day. Its calm, its silent & yet brings so many stars 2 giv u company wen u think abt past, present & future. Gud Nite
----------

Hasne k bad kyon Rulati hai ye Duniya? Jane k bad kyon Bulati hai ye Duniya? Zindzi me kya kuch kasar baki thi jo marne k bad bhi Jalati hai ye Duniya!
---------
 
Those "nights out",
Those "midnight teas",
Those "b'day bumps",
Those "old torn jeans",
Those "late nite walks",
Those "long chats",
Those "pinches n slaps",
Those "crushes on pals",
Those "getting kicked out of classes",
Those "struggling 4 marks",
Those "wrting on desks",
Those "fight wit teachers",
Those "tears 4 luv",
Those "B grade movies",

Jus everything... dats college life.. I call it "HEAVEN"
-----------

Muskan tere hontho pe ho...
to khushi mere dil ko hoti hai.,
aur agar dard tere dil ko ho...
to aankhein meri roti hai,
mehsus kar ke dekh..
mohabbat aisi hi hoti hai
-----------

Problems may hit u like "Haywords 5000" but u must take it as a "Royal Challenge" other wise ppl will call u an "Old Monk" & stick a "Black Label" on u but u must fight like a "Napolean", live like a "Bagpiper", walk like a "Johnny Walker", work till "8 PM" until u become the "Director Special"... Cheers..
----------
 
AJAY DUDE U ROCK. AMAZING SHAYREESS

AMAZIN PAAPAE JOKES N STUFF

TRUST ME IVE ENJOYED MY PAST 15 MINS AND HAVE REALLY HAD SOME REAL GOOD ENTERTAINMENT LAUGHING OVER SOME REALY AMUSING JOKES

KEEP UP D GOOD WORK DUDE.

A SMILE A DAY KEEPS U HAPPY AND GAY

.........................................................................................................
3 ANTS TAKING TO EACH OTHER ON SEEING AN ELEPHANT APPROACHING

1ST ANT: LETS RAG THIS FAT ASS

2ND ANT: LETS KILL HIM

3RD ANT: LEAVE HIM YAAR. WE ARE 3 AND HES ALONE
 
>>> Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say,
It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

>>> Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

>>> Age appears to be best in some things, Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

>>> God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
To live a life

>>> To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

>>> True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
Make 1000's friends

>>> Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

>>> 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

>>> Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

>>> I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

>>> As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
ill always value u deep within my heart!

>>> Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

>>> If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

>>> Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

>>> Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

:SugarwareZ-191: :SugarwareZ-191: :SugarwareZ-191:
 
FRIENDSHIP SMS -

Dil Armano Se Houseful Hai, Pure Honge Ya Nahi Ye Doubtful Hai !
Is Duniya Me Har Chiz Wonderful Hai, Kyonki Zindagi Aap Jaise Doston Se Hi Colourful Hai !


Hum Kabhi Apno Se Khafa Ho Nahi Sakte, Dosti Ke Rishte Newafa Ho Nahi Sakte,
Aap Bhale Humein Bhul Ke So jao, Hum Aapko Yaad Kiye BIna So Nahi Sakte.


“Few Relations in Earth Never Die”.

Want to know what is it?

Read again…

(F) = Few
(R) = Relations
(I) = In
(E) = Earth
(N) = Never
(D) = Die………………………………………


Dosti Ki Tadap Ko Dil Se Lagaya Nahi Jata, Dil Me Chupe aag Ko Bujhaya Nahi Jata,
Kitni Bhi Duri Ho Dosti Me, Aap Jaise Dost Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata.


Always be happy, Always smile,
Not because life is full of reasons to smile,
But because your smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.


Dil Me Intezaar Ki Lakir Chhod Jayenge. Ankhon Me Yaadon Ki Nami Chhod Jayenge.
Dhoondte Phiroge Hame Ek Din Zindagi Me Ek Dost Ki Kami Chhod Jayenge…
 
Har Khushi Me Aap Ki Baat Karte Hai,
Aap Salamat Rahe Yeh Fariyaad Karte Hai,
Ab Ek SMS Se Kya Bataaye Ki Hum Aapko Kitne Yaad Karte Hai !

Relations is not collection of hearts, but it is selection of hearts.
All relations are not true, but true relations are very few & it includes u.

Lovely roses and lovely u,
Lovely are the things u do,
But the loveliest s the friendship of the two,
One is ME & Other is U !

Khuda Ne Kaha Dosti Na Kar, Dosti Me Tu Deewana Ho Jaayega.
Maine Kaha Aye Khuda Kabhi Zamin Pe Aake Mere Dost Se Mil, Tu Bhi Uska Deewana Ho Jayega.

Friendship is a silent gift of nature.
More old, More strong.
More deep, More clear.
Less words, More understanding.
So keep it on…!

If the day comes when I die n go up in the sky, as I am there so far.
I will write ur name on every star, so u look up n c how much u really mean to me.
 
What is sweet but not honey,
Precious but not money,
Bright but not sunshine,
Improves with time but not wine !!!

APNI YAARI….. !!!!!



Khushiyon Se Naraaz Hain Meri Zindagi,
Pyaar Ki Mohtaz Hain Meri Zindagi,
Has Lete Hain Logon Ko Dikhane Ke Liye,
Varna Dard Ki Ek Kitab Hain Meri Zindagi…!



Lahron Se Takrane Ki Himmat Rakhte Hain,
Hume Kinaron Se Kya Lena…!
Dosti Aap Jaise Dost Se Rakhte Hain,
Hume Sitaron Se Kya Lena…!



God asked me to find something good…

I gave him GOLD.

He asked for the better…

I gave him DIAMOND.

Now he wants the BEST…

Where R U ???



What’s wrong with your cell?
I tried calling many times,
Everytime I dial ur no., it says
“The Friend U R Trying To Call Is Deep In Ur Heart, Hence Not Reachable…”



FRIENDSHIP is one type of “RAINBOW” between two hearts, sharing 7 feelings…

LOVE + SAD + HAPPY + TRUTH + FAITH + SECRET + HELPING = “FRIENDSHIP”



:SugarwareZ-191:
 
Sardar declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .
============ ========= =========
===========
SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour

============ ========= ========= ========
sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.
============ ========= ========= =====
On Jeeto's bday
Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank
manager.
============ ========= ========= ========
teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
============ ========= ========= ======
Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..

*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-
:SugarwareZ-064:
 
short ..sms..words

They are
** **B* Bee *
** **C* Sea*
** **G** * Zee*
** ** I* Eye *
** ** Q* Queue*
** ** R* Are *
** ** S* Yes *
** **T* Tea* **
** ** U* You *
** ** Y* Why
 
here r some sms shayaris.... hope u like em!

Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
in tinon main se kise ko hona hoga mera zaroor
main janta hoon nahi hai itni aooqaat maire
lakin, sab pay atee hai dua ban kay tamana maire

---------------------------------------------

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

---------------------------------------------

English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Mohit: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Mohit : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!

-----------------------------------------------

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

-----------------------------------------------

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!

-----------------------------------------------

Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
Confusion ka moment aaya hoga,
kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana chaha hoga,
End mein dono ka mixture passand aaya hoga!!!

-----------------------------------------------

True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!

-----------------------------------------------

The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!

-----------------------------------------------

Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

-----------------------------------------------

Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!

-----------------------------------------------

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....Apni Yaari!!!

-----------------------------------------------

Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

-----------------------------------------------

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!

-----------------------------------------------

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don't walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U
 
Special"
is a word
that is used to describe
something one-of-a-kind
like a hug
or a sunset
or a person who spreads love
with a smile or kind gesture.


　　 (¨`•.•´¨) 　　　　　　　　　 (¨`•.•´¨) 　
　　　`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) 　　　　　　　`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)
　　　　　　`•.¸.•´ 　　　　　　　　　　`•.¸.•´

　　　　　　"Special"
describes people
who act from the heart
and keep in mind the hearts of others

　　　　　　 (¨`•.•´¨) 　
　　　　　　　`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)
　　　　　　　　　　`•.¸.•´

　　　　　　　　"Special"
applies to something,
that is admired and precious
which can never be replaced.

　　 (¨`•.•´¨) 　　　　　　　　　 (¨`•.•´¨) 　
　　　`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) 　　　　　　　`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)
　　　　　　`•.¸.•´ 　　　　　　　　　　`•.¸.•´

　　　　　　　　　　　 (¨`•.•´¨) 　
　　　　　　　　　　　　`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　`•.¸.•´
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　"Special"
is the word
that best describes
YOU!


　　　　　　　　　　　　 LOVE N BEST WISHES


love vinay.............................
 
FRIENDSHIP BIRD 4 U..
´´´´´´´´´´´´´,;****,´´´´,;;,
´´´´´´´´´´´´,*¨¨,'¨¨*,´´(v)
´´´´´´´´´´´,**¨¨¨@";';;-../
´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨")''-'''(³.
´´´´´´´´//,***¨¨¨¨*´¨¨(
´´´´´´´(,(**/*"¨""¨¨*
´´´´´´((,*/*;);*)¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨¨*
´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´´((,*****)¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´,(,***/*)¨*¨¨¨¨,¨*
´´,***/*)¨*¨¨,¨*
´)*/*)*)*¨¨*
/**)**¨¨"\)\)
*/*¨¨¨¨,...)!))!).....,(
",¨¨¨¨_)--"--"------/_.

i m giving u a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it....


love vinay............................
 
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|____|____|___ I only scrapped to say......|____|____|____|____
__|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|
|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|______
___|____|____|__@@___@@_____@@_|____|____|____|____|__
|____|____|_____@@___@@_____@@_|____|____|_____|____|_
___|____|____|__@@___@@_____@@|____|____|____|____|___
|____|____|_____@@@@@@_____@@___|____|____|____|____|
___|____|____|__@@___@@_____@@____|___|____|____|___|
|____|____|_____@@___@@_____@@__|___|____|____|____|__
___|____|____|__@@___@@_____@@_|____|____|___|____|___
|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|
___|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|_
keep smilin and be my friend always





cya love vinay....................
 
STUPID QUESTIONS

1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over
here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't
you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also
spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some! distant aunt
meets you after
years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself!
 
kya hai k






woh









i hope u understand








actually








i wanna say







woh yeh k











acha ab boloon kya??









hope u dont mind










plz try to understand










bas yeh he tou kehna hai k









ab samajh jaoo










baat bohat chotee hai










woh yeh k









darte hoon k ghusa aa jaye ga tumhay










uffff kaisay boloon







ok






actually




baat yeh hai k





woh yeh k







ok listen carefully









oooh listen nahin i mean read t carefully









wid full concentration







daekho meray dil main aye is liyay keh rahe hoon








sirf 3 words he tou hain





ufffff its too difficult






ok im gonna say










HOW R U???
 
A lady tells her husband to go to the store
> to buy some cigarettes. He walks
> down to the store only to find it closed. So
> he goes into a nearby bar to
> use the vending machine. At the bar he sees
> beautiful woman and strikes up a
> conversation. They have a couple of beers
> and one thing leads to another and
> they end up in her apartment. After they've
> had their fun, he realizes its
> 3am and says, "Oh no! It's so late. My
> wife's going to kill me. Have you got
> any talcum powder?" She gives him some
> talcum powder, which he precedes to
> rub on his hands and then goes home. His
> wife is waiting for him in the
> doorway and she is pretty angry. Where have
> you been?" Well, honey, it's
> like this. I went to the store like you
> asked, but they were closed. So I
> went to the bar to use the vending machine.
> I saw this great looking girl
> there and we had a few drinks and one thing






_





hehehehheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeehhhehehehee
 
1. Measured by miles,
U r far from me ....
Measures by thoughts
U r closer to me...
Measured by closed eyes
U r with me ....
Measured by heart
U r in me......
 
6.vinay said:
A lady tells her husband to go to the store
> to buy some cigarettes. He walks
> down to the store only to find it closed. So
> he goes into a nearby bar to
> use the vending machine. At the bar he sees
> beautiful woman and strikes up a
> conversation. They have a couple of beers
> and one thing leads to another and
> they end up in her apartment. After they've
> had their fun, he realizes its
> 3am and says, "Oh no! It's so late. My
> wife's going to kill me. Have you got
> any talcum powder?" She gives him some
> talcum powder, which he precedes to
> rub on his hands and then goes home. His
> wife is waiting for him in the
> doorway and she is pretty angry. Where have
> you been?" Well, honey, it's
> like this. I went to the store like you
> asked, but they were closed. So I
> went to the bar to use the vending machine.
> I saw this great looking girl
> there and we had a few drinks and one thing






_





hehehehheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeehhhehehehee
Click to expand...
where is rest of the joke , buddy !! ??????????????????
 
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