Smile Guranteed !

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Hello Everybody!
I Gurantee you a BIG SMILE here :moon:
I will be posting all Funny jokes and all Laughter Breaking stuff here.....
I will keep this Thread updating regularly :SugarwareZ-020:
So be readdy to ride on Great Laughter ride:SugarwareZ-132:
Here you go ....:lalala:
 
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Very Firstly Presenting SANTA-BANTA Jokes.....

Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing awheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye
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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love

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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents

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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

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Santa joined NASA.
After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA.

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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya
 
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...

drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
 
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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set
kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith,
car meinn chalaoonga!

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Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

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More Updates very soon.....
 
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Santa Singh saw that his friend Banta Singh was very
depressed.
"What Happened?" asked Banta.
"Yaar, I lost Rs.1000 in a bet yesterday" replied
Banta.
"How Come?" asked Santa.
"well yesterday,the one day match between india and
england was being shown live on tv. I bet Rs.500 that
india would win, but i lost the bet"
"But that only 500"exclaimed Santa."Where did the rest
go?"

" Yaar, I bet on the highlights,too! !!"
 
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gaurav200x said:
Good going man! Nice Santa Banta jokes.... Keep this section updated.....
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thanx Gaurav :tea:
I will keep this place updated..................
Big Laughters cumin up :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
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What did the Zero say to the Eight?

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Nice Belt!!!!! :big_grin:
 
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# Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!
Banta : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
 
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WARNING: Only For people with strong hearts… J





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prakash_dudes said:
WARNING: Only For people with strong hearts… J





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:pound: :pound: :pound: :pound:
tht was really really very funny!
 
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My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he's the one who truly lives, eat, and breathes computers.

I finally realized how bad it had gotten when I was scratching his back one day.

"No, not there," he directed. "Scroll down..."
 
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Funny Definations


1.Cigarette:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2.Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3.Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4.Divorce: Future tense of marriage

5.Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6.Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7.Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8.Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power...

9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10.Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11.Ecstasy:A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12.Classic:books which people praise, but do not read.

13.Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14.Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15.Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16.Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17.Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

18.Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

19.Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.

20.Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21.Diplomat:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22.Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23.Optimist:A person who while falling from EiffelTower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24.Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
 
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# Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta's son: How?
Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.


#What's an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
 
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2 dumb fishermen decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught their limit inside of twenty minutes. paul said, (Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come,) Jim says good idea, and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large X on the floor of the boat....to mark the spot.... With that paul says, why did you do that, now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish.
 
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