shivapillai
Shiva Pillai
Jatinbhai Modi and Bhavnaben are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary
Suddenly, over the public address system,the Captain announces, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescue and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!'
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Jatinbhai turns to his wife and asks, 'Darling, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?'
'No, sweetheart,' she responds.
Jatin, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, 'Bhavna, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master Card balance yet?'
'Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,' she says.
'One last thing,Bhavna. Did you remember to send cheques for the ICICI auto loan to them this month?' he asks.
'Oh, forgive me, Jatin,' begged Bhavna. 'I didn't send that one, either.'
Jatinbhai grabs Bhavna and gives her the biggest hug in 25 years.
Bhavna pulls away and asks him, 'So, why did you hug me?'
Jatinbhai answers, 'They'll find us!!!!
Suddenly, over the public address system,the Captain announces, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescue and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!'
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Jatinbhai turns to his wife and asks, 'Darling, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?'
'No, sweetheart,' she responds.
Jatin, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, 'Bhavna, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master Card balance yet?'
'Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,' she says.
'One last thing,Bhavna. Did you remember to send cheques for the ICICI auto loan to them this month?' he asks.
'Oh, forgive me, Jatin,' begged Bhavna. 'I didn't send that one, either.'
Jatinbhai grabs Bhavna and gives her the biggest hug in 25 years.
Bhavna pulls away and asks him, 'So, why did you hug me?'
Jatinbhai answers, 'They'll find us!!!!