nick18_in
Nikhil Gadodia
An Indian was travelling in a train in Pakistan, along with his
pregnant wife. A few Pak army officers were also travelling in the
same compartment.
As every body knows ,the Pakis think they are a little too smart and
also try to show their superiority in all aspects,they tried to act
little smart and embarass the Indian. They thought at the same time,
it would be a good time-pass too. So, one of them went and sat beside
the man.
The Smart officer asked the man, "Are u an Indian?????".
"Yes", the man replied proudly.
The officer then said, "Is ur wife pregnant????"
"Yes", replied the man. He was a bit annoyed by the question as it was
obviously visible that his wife was pregnant and the officer still
asked that question. But he kept quiet. Now, the officer thought it
was time to have some fun.
He asked the Indian, "If it is a boy, what would u like him to be?????"
"I'd make him a Software Engineer", the man said proudly.
"What if it is a girl ????" asked the officer.
"I'd make her a doctor", the man replied.
Now, the officer gave the man a naughty grin and said, "What if it is
neither a boy nor a girl?"
Now the smart Indian realised the whole point of this officer speaking
to him. He realized that these officers were trying to embarass him so
he decided to give it back to them.
He thought for a second, returned the same naughty smile back to the
officer and said, "In that case, he will join the Pakistan
army......."
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pregnant wife. A few Pak army officers were also travelling in the
same compartment.
As every body knows ,the Pakis think they are a little too smart and
also try to show their superiority in all aspects,they tried to act
little smart and embarass the Indian. They thought at the same time,
it would be a good time-pass too. So, one of them went and sat beside
the man.
The Smart officer asked the man, "Are u an Indian?????".
"Yes", the man replied proudly.
The officer then said, "Is ur wife pregnant????"
"Yes", replied the man. He was a bit annoyed by the question as it was
obviously visible that his wife was pregnant and the officer still
asked that question. But he kept quiet. Now, the officer thought it
was time to have some fun.
He asked the Indian, "If it is a boy, what would u like him to be?????"
"I'd make him a Software Engineer", the man said proudly.
"What if it is a girl ????" asked the officer.
"I'd make her a doctor", the man replied.
Now, the officer gave the man a naughty grin and said, "What if it is
neither a boy nor a girl?"
Now the smart Indian realised the whole point of this officer speaking
to him. He realized that these officers were trying to embarass him so
he decided to give it back to them.
He thought for a second, returned the same naughty smile back to the
officer and said, "In that case, he will join the Pakistan
army......."
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