sillly:))

[themaharana]

>>SILLY ONES !!!
>
>Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
>A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack(u shud know that)!
>
>Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
>four men to build it?
>A. No time at all it is already built(think ahead).
>
>Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
>three oranges in the other hand,what would you have?
>A. Very large hands.(Good 1 na?)
>
>Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
>A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
>hand.
>
>Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
>A. He sleeps at night.
>
>Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
>A. Wet.(sorry abt this)
>
>Q. What looks like half an apple ?
>A : The other half.
>
>Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
>A : Dinner.
>
>Q. What gets wet with drying ?
>A : A towel.
>
>Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
>A : It caused a revolution.
>
>Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
>A : Because it has its own scales.
>
>Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
>A : Liquid
>
>Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
>A: Nag did not punch me. (This is an old 1)
>
>Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi?
>Come on..
>
>A: I punched Nag. (This is a new 1, ain't it?)
>
>Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
>A:Chin-1 & Chin-3 (This was the worst 1! )

 

[rohit_pn]

In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?"

"How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher.

"Forty." she replies.

"Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"

"Well, dear, how old is your sister?"

The little girl answers, "Nineteen."

"Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?"

"How old are you, dear?"

The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old."

"No, dear, you can't get pregnant..."

Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."

 

[rohit_pn]

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

"Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes", whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

"Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that a young child would not be left home alone the boss decided to leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.
"Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman".

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered,
"The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed and concerned, the boss asked,
"What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "Me!"

 

[rohit_pn]

woman and d ginie

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an old lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So....what will it be?"


The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."


The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Get real lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD! Make another wish."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is GOOD in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all time and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map!"

 

[rohit_pn]

A lawyer, a economist, and a teacher were going to the bathroom.

The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He says "I was taught to be thorough."

The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one paper towel. He says "I was taught to be environmentally friendly."

The teacher gets done and leaves without washing his hands. He says "I was taught not to piss on my hands."