SHOLAY ............. NAHIN

[ruvi_143]

Gabber : Arii O Sambha.
Sambha : Jee Sardaar.

Gabber : Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha : Sardar Do,

Gabber : Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha : Do toh Do hota hai.

Gabber : Nahi, Phir bhi kitna hota. Zara bataa toh sahi.
Sambha : Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.

Gabber : Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha : Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.

Gabber : To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha : Beech mein koi nahi aata.

Gabber : To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha : Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.

Gabber : Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha : Do ek se Ek bada hai?

Gabber : Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha : Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do

 

[kartik]

:rofl:

That made me so hard I spilt milk over myself

 

[gaurav200x]

lolz.... idhar sambha ki jagah koi aur bhi hota, to khud ko goli maar leta.... :aj1:

 

[nanu_27_9]

amazing yaar bole to jhakaaaas

mein to apne aap mar suicide bomb laga leta

 

[amardeep.rishi]

This is a revised version of shot from Sholay When Jay (Amitabh) goes to Mausi with the marriage Proposal of Veeru (Dharamendra) with Basanti (Hema).
Enjoy****

Amitabh*** :*** Mausi, ladka Reliance main kaam karta hai..****
Mausi***** :**** Hai ram..****
Amitabh*** :*** Aajkal to salary bhi jyada mil rahi hai use..****
Mausi***** :**** To kya salary nahi milti thi..****
Amitabh*** :*** Ab apraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai* mausi..****
Mausi***** :**** Hai hai ...To kya apraisal bhi nahi hoti uska..****
Amitabh*** :*** Senior se ladai karne ke baad apraisal mein achhi rating to nahin na milti hai**** mausi..****
Mausi***** :**** To kya ladta bhi hai..****
Amitabh*** :** Ab der raat tak ghar jaane ko na mille to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban.. ****
Mausi***** :**** To kya der raat tak ghar bhi nahin jataa..****
Amitabh*** :*** Ab engineers ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..****
Mausi***** :***** To kya ladka engineer hai..****
Mausi***** :*** Kaunse college se kiya..****
Amitabh*** :* Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!****
Amitabh*** :* To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???****
Mausi***** :*** Bhale hi hamaari ladki call center wale se shaadi kar le* par Reliance waale se katai nahin karegi.......
:big_grin: