Shayari

Takhdir..
As a Bachelor
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

As a Lover
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti

Aur Shadi kay baad,

As a Married person
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz nahi marti.
 
Takhdir..
As a Bachelor
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

As a Lover
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti

Aur Shadi kay baad,

As a Married person
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz nahi marti.
 
Makhmali Chaddar
mein ek nadiya si bahnay lagi thi
ki tum toofaan ban kar aa gaye
baha kar meray mann kay bandh
tum hawa ka jhonkha ban ud gaye
meri asha kay deep jhilmilaye thay
ek pal mein bhujha kar chalay gaye
kyon mein tumko rok nahin paati
kyon mein tumko bhool nahin paati
pagali si mein dekhti rah jaati hoon
varsha ritu ki baadh jaaisay
meray mann ko rondh jaatay ho
rahe jaati hai tumhaari yaadein
makhmali chaddar si beechi
meray mann kay har konay par...
 
Dosti (( Her ) Friendship )
Teri dosti ne gum diye itne,
teri ruswayi ne na diye hon kabhi jitne,
Is dar par se jo kafila hamara nikle to,
Bus utne hi rona, dil bekaboo hon jinke.
 
AaNkH kHuLi To PhiR ...
Aankh khuli to phir khwaab chale gaye
jii behlane ke saare bahaane chale gaye

yaad rehta nahi kuch bhi yaad kiye bina
yaadoN me khokar jeene ke sahare chale gaye

gham bhi gaya, khushiyaN bhi gaye
ek ek karke sab yaar chale gaye

har tasawwur me dekha tere chehre ko
har shaks ko khuda banakar chale gaye

chupaya na jaye logoN se meri dil ki raghbat
teri furqat ke sholay ragoN me chupakar chale gaye

sirf dil hi tha tera sabse bada khazaana 'jags'
phir kyun usey ek ajnabee pe lutakar chale gaye
 
AaNkH kHuLi To PhiR ...
Aankh khuli to phir khwaab chale gaye
jii behlane ke saare bahaane chale gaye

yaad rehta nahi kuch bhi yaad kiye bina
yaadoN me khokar jeene ke sahare chale gaye

gham bhi gaya, khushiyaN bhi gaye
ek ek karke sab yaar chale gaye

har tasawwur me dekha tere chehre ko
har shaks ko khuda banakar chale gaye

chupaya na jaye logoN se meri dil ki raghbat
teri furqat ke sholay ragoN me chupakar chale gaye

sirf dil hi tha tera sabse bada khazaana 'jags'
phir kyun usey ek ajnabee pe lutakar chale gaye
 
Pawitr Rishta (Pure Relationship)
Jab hum is duniya mein aate hai,
Toh kitne rishtey saath laatey hai.
Duniya mein aane ne baad hum,
Kitne naye rishtey baanthe hai.
Magar in rishto mein se sirf,
woh pyaar ka pawitr rishta hai,
Jo hum marte dum tak nibhaate hain.
 
Badshah!
dhan se na paya koi roop se na paya
anmol ratan hei woh koi mol na lagaya

yun lutata gaya koi dil mei chhupata gaya
amir mehel ka kabhi fakir se haath milaya

dil mei dard kabhi ankhon mei nasha
hoton mei pyaar lekin baton se kare ghussa

ye hei dil ka ranjha koi sharabi ka nasha
mohabbat hei naam iska.................
yaaron ko jo banaye BADSHAH!!!!
 
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
 
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
 
tum ko dekha to ya khayal aaya,

tum ko dekha to ya khayal aaya,

tum ko dekha t ya khayal aaya,

aur baju vali ko dekha to dusrakhayal aaya
 
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
 
AE DIL KISIKI YAAD ME RONA FIZUL HAI! ANSHU BADE ANMOL HAI, IN HAI KHONA FIZUL HAI, RO THO UNKE LIYE JO TUMPER NISAR HAI,UNKE LIYE KIA RONA JINKE ASHIK HAZAR HAI.

KUCH SADY SADY CHAIYE
 
KHAMOSI KA MATLAB INKAR NAHI, INKAR KA MATLAB HAR NAHI, KIYA HUA AGAR TUMHE PA SAKA, PANAHI THO SHIRF PYAR NAHI.
 
tum milo na milo , na milne ka koi gam nahi. tum pass se gujar jaoo, milne se kam nahi. mana ki kadar nahi tumhe hamare lakin unse poochooo jinhe hasil ham nahi….
 
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out…who who who
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Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai

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Har samundar me sahil nahi hota,
her zahaz me misal nahi hote,
agar dhirubhai ka sapna nahi hota to,
her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota.
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Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.,
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Tere saamne khoon se khat likh kar tumhein dikhaadoon
aa bekhabar tujhe parakhne ka andaaz sikhaadoon
 
tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte
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tera dil ma mere sasoon ko pnah mil jay tera ishq ma mere jaan FANAA ho jay.!
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DHARTI SO RAHI HA , AASMAN SO RAHA HA , DHARTI SO RAHI HA., AASMAN SO RAHA , nonsense!YE SAB KAY HO RAHA HA………..:)
****************************************************************lamha lamha waqt guzar jayeya , chand lamhon main exam a jayega,abhi bhi waqt ha,do line padh lo…warna pass kya MUNA BAHI karvayega…..!
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ekbar hamara aansun hamse puch baitha”hume roj roj kyun bulate ho” hum ne kahan,
“hum yaad to unhi ko karte hain tum kyon chale ate ho”???
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Jab mhe dekhu my dil start flying
mse bat kare tho I keep trying
jab door jaye I fell like crying
are itna tension mat le I was joking………..
 
E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.
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bajai pyar ke shabnam meri gulistan..baraste rehti hai har dil mauth ki
sahari…..syarlo si olaj parthe hai meri ankhien…koi nahi koi bhi nahi jo
badlaye kinti deer ojalo ke rahate…koi bhi nahi ek koi bhi nahi na pass na
door ek pyar hai dil ke darkhan…apni chahat ka jo illan kya jathi
hai…zindagi hai jo jeye jathi hai..honth ki ghont lye jathi hai..khab kanto
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Dil Ke Jis Kone Mein Kabhi Basti Thi Tu,
AAj bhi Wo Kona Tera Intazaar Karta Hai ,
 
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