Shayari

u r Ultimate
u r Lovely
u r Likeable
u r Unique
In short... u r ULLU !!!


Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good
Heart : Thats YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME


I Look at the moon,
the moon is beautiful...
I look at you... I... I...I'd rather
look at the moon again...


Monday ko ..... Dosti
Tuesday ko ..... Pyaar
Wednesday ko ..... Shadi
Thursday ko ..... Ghumana
Friday ko ..... Jagda
Saturday
ko..... Talak
Sunday ko ...... Rest
Monday ko ..... Next..


CHI CHANG CHEN
LAINGHUANG THEIN
CHI KWA SIAU-CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ
THAZ HAO OEI SIEN-SHENG
Popat ! Agar samj nahi aa raha ho
to padh kyon rahe ho....?


Why do we drink water ?
Because we cannot eat it.


Which letters R* cute* ?
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M
N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Ans.: Dont tell any 1 ok?
'U' and 'I'..


Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio
with a sports car around it.


The more you study.
The more you know.
The more you know.
The more you forget.
The more you forget.
The less you know.
So why study?
 
Kya dekhte ho kya deti hai ye deware,
ye to harane walon ko bhi rula deti hai ye deware,
jab inhe bhi apni tanhiyon ka ahsaas hota hai to,
gahari neend se jaga deti hai ye dewaren.


Hum ne Kisi ki yaad main rona hi chor diya
Apni Zindagi ko talaash karna hi chor diya
Sab purani baate bhoola diye hum ne
Ab Dil main maazi basana chor diya
Kaanton se bhar dete hain log daaman
Hum ne Aangan main Phool khilana hi chor diya
Kabhi na maange ge kisi se bheek Mohabbat ki
Is hi liye hum ne Pyaar karna hi chor diya?
 
SARDAR SMS (FUNNY):


Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED&RETIRED!

A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"..

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth................. WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"..

SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.
HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE,
THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa..

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER..

A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any
spelling mistakes.

WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT
EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll
apply NEXT YEAR…

Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard
in Punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500
bodies and are still digging for more…

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji
replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man
says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with
his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
 
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.

Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, hur musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, milte hai bahut log is tanha zindagi me, pur koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota.

Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga. Wife : kyon ?Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai.

It must have been a very rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't rain, it was the sky who was crying bcoz it lost its most beautiful star and that was you.

Friends Come Go.... me ?? NEVER !!I'll stay and trouble you as long as I Can. ;-))

The Ants are behind You !! Why ???Bcoz you are so sweet :-).

Do you like me as I am or do I have to pray GOD to ... Improve your taste ;-)).

kismat kismat ki baat hai aaj din to kal kali raat hai kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat hai yeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai.
 
Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai, Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai, Jitne Ho Sake Utne Sms Bhejdalo. Ek Mahine Baad Phir Se Charge Lagnewala Hai.

Barsenge Barsenge Kal Phir SMS barsenge, Tumhari Lakhon Muskaan Ke Khatir, Hum Dedh Rupiya Bhi Karchenge.

Darde Dil Mein Gam Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hain, Ab To Tanhayi Aksar Humse Milti Hai, Aapne Bandh Kiya Jabse SMS Karna, Mobile Ki Battery Jyada Chalti Hai.

Zindagi mein tum bahut AAGE jaooge....kyunki tum jahan bi jaaoge, log kahenge....................chal chal......AAGE jaa!!
When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.
There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses & attendents are present but meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS.

Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi. Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai.

Que : What is the similarity between Sardar n donkey ???Ans : Both look cute when they are young but they get into transport business when they grew up.

Introduction is possible anytime, Love is possible sometime. Marriage is possible one time, but a sweet friend like u is possible once in a lifetime.

Friendship is a promise made in the heart...Silent. Unwritten....Unbreakable by distance...Unchangeable by time...

Aam hai Khatte, Angoor hai Meethe, Shayari sunnewale hain ULLU KE PATTHE..

Telephone- humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone, aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ???

Usne Kaha.. usney kaha, bas itni mulaqat bohaut hai ro ro key kaha, theharo abhi raat bohaut hai aansoo merey thum jaaein, to phir shouq sey jana aisey mein kahan jaogey, barsaat bohaut hai..

Pyaar Nahin... Har baat ka matlab inkaar nahin hota, Har jagah par baithana intezaar nahin hota, Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein, Har nazar ka milna pyaar nahin hota.

Zindagi Ka Itihaas....... tujhse zindagi bhar pyar karne ka armaan hai mera, mujhe bhool mat jaana, ki main ban jaun itihaas tumhara.
Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya..
 
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Shishi Bhari Gulab Ki.. Shishi Bhari Gulab ki.. Pathar Se Tod Du Tumse Achha koi Mile to Tumko Chhod doon.

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time? Post Master : Well it might do. Customer : I bet you, it won't. Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor.

Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly.

You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.

God always gives His best to those >who leave the choice with Him.

All people smile in the same language.

The real measure of a man's wealth >is what he has invested in eternity.

Laughter is God's sunshine.

Everyone has beauty >but not everyone sees it.

It's important for parents to live >the same things they teach.

Thank God for what you have, >TRUST GOD for what you need.
Man looks at outward appearance >but the Lord looks within.
 
*Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
*I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

*A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K – Kidding…

*God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

*Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

*Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!

Life Is For Living,I Live 4 U. Songs Are 4 Singing,I Sing 4 U. Friends R For Caring, I Care 4 U.Angels R 4 Keeping Can I Keep U…

Kabhi To Ki Hogi Suraj Ne Chand Se Mohabbat Tabhi To Chand Me Daag Hain, Shayad Chand Ne Ki Hogi Bewafai
Isliye Suraj Me Aag Hai…

Gates Of Memories Never Close. How I Remember U, No 1 Knows. Days Will Pass N Becomes Year Still I Remember U In My Silent Tears…

If U Ask Me How Long I Will Be Ur Friend, My Answer Would Be Don't Know Cos I Really Don't Know Which 1 Is Longer--
Forever Or Always.
Mobiles R Irritating, Rings Every Now An Then Recharging Battery Messages Get Delayed But One Thing I Luv Abt It
It Connects Me And You :)
 
Is dil se teri yaad bhulai nahi jaati, ye pyar ki daulat hai lutai nahi jati, marmar se banaye hai tasvir mohabat ki, ab apni hathonse mitai nahi jati, kya kare, is dil se teri yaad bhulai nahi jati!

Kaash hum SMS hote. Ek click mein tumhare paas hote, bhale tum hame delete kar dete. par kuch pal ke liye hum tumhara ehsaas to hote...

Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega, chand lamho main exam aa jayega, abhi bhi waqt hai do line pad lo, warna pass kya tera sasur karvayega.

Muskurana jindagi hai, muskarakar gam bhulana jindagi hai, jeet kar hanse to kya hanse, haarkar khushia manana jindagi hai.

Put ur left hand on ur right shoulder and right hand on ur left shoulder.Guess what...!are mamu meri taraf se ek JADU KI ZAPPI hai yaar.

Tumhare liye main chaand taare bhi tod du, honda city, opel astra, mercedes tak chop dun. Ae dost itna kaafi hai ya do-chaar jhooth aur bol du?

I cant predict my future, i cant cant change my past, i have present moment to me i will enjoy it as my last.

They say dat any number multiplied by zero is zero, thn y dosent the same happen whn i multiply zero with the distance between u n me??/

Teacher: what happened in the year 1869? Raj:Gandhiji was born. teacher:wat happened in 1872? Sardar:gandhiji was 3yrs old.

Pyar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai, har mulakat judai ki ghadi hoti hai, waqt mile to rishte ki kitab padh lena, dosti har rishte se badi hoti hai.

Night has ended 4 another day; morning has come in a special way. May u smile like the sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day

Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!" Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!
 
When god opened the window of heaven he saw me and asked? What is ur wish 4 today?” I said: “Lord, Please take specially care of the person reading this message.”

Someone may b in ur mind, Someone may b in ur heart, someone may b in yr life. But I am ur someone when no on is with u…PROMISE…..

Tata ka status, Ambani Ki daulat,Vajpayee ki dhiraj, Ladden ki himmat, Bush Ki taqat, Gates ki income aur Clinton ki life..Bhagwan aapko de!!!!!!!!!

Softly the leaves of memories and all slowly I’ll pick and gather them all coz 2 day, 2morrow & till my life is thru, I’ll always cherish having a FRIEND LIKE U!!!!

A baby monkey asked his mother monkey, “why do v look so bad?”. The mom monkey said, “ Thank God!! U r still better, just look at the person reading this SMS.”

Every 1 wants 2b the sun that lights up ur life, but I’d rather b ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun is not around!!!

CONGRATS LUCKY WINNER!!!
U won 15 days & 14 nights saty at hotel saonam palace in Bagdad(Iraq), Njoy free fire works & Air shows provided be U.S Air Force..

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Standing by my window waiting 4 ur message if u don’t SMS I will jump from Ground Floor….

When u feel that nobody loves u, nobody cares 4 u, ignoring u, u should thinking urself…..am I a pakaau…..

When thing go wrong, & when sadness fills ur heart, & when tears flow in ur eyes, just let me know coz I want 2 b there 4 u, I’m selling tissues. Buy 1 Get 1 Free!!!

I cant hide this from u any more…I don’t want 2 hurt u and I feel its best if I tell u…before u hear it from sum1 else…1/2 Kg SURF Excel is now at Rs.75 ONLY.

Valuing friendship is not be seeing each other everyday, whats more important is in our busy lives we REMEMBER EACH OTHER!!

My pet bear dances when he sees someone cute!!
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OK!!!…STOP forcing him…
 
Palko ki nami me chupa kar sapno ko..
humne unhe jaane ki izazat de di..
hum toot kar bikhar gaye tukdo me..
unhe muskarane ki izazat de di....

Hotho ki zuban ye aansu kehte hai,
jo chup rehte hai lekin fir bhi behte hai,
or in aansu ki kismat to dekhiye,
ye unke liye behte hai jo in ankhon me rehte hai..!!

Maine jo socha wo kabhi paya nahi,
chahkar bhi main usko bhul paya nahi,
chahta to tha main usko apnana,
per maine usko kabhi ye bataya nahi...

Kisi ko palkon par na bithaao,
wahaan to sirf sapne baste hain,
bithaao to dil mein bithaao kyonki yahaan sirf apne
baste hain... ('_')

Apni yaadon me hum tumhe basana chahte hai,
apne paas tumhe hum bulana chahte hai,
thak gaye hum tumhe yaad karte karte,
ab hum tumhe yaad aana chahte Hai

Kabhi-kabhi aisa bhi hota hai,
pyar ka asar jara der se hota hai,
aapko lagta hai hum kuch nahi sochte aapke baare me,
par hamari har baat me aapka hi jikr hota hai.

Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai
har hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi hai
manzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kya
rahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hain…

Yeh milna aur bicharr jaana
kab apne bas ki baat hai
kismat hi milati hai hum ko
kismat hi juddai deti hai
har baar yeh hi hota hai
koi hume bataye to sahi
jo tum se nahi keh paate hai
dharkan se sunayi deti hai.

Na raasta sujhayi deta hai
na manzil dikhayi deti hai
na lafz zubaan per aate hain
na dharkan sunayi deti hai
ek ajeeb si kaifiyat ne
aan ghera hai mujhe.
Ke har surat main.
teri surat dikhayi deti hai….
 
Muskan tere hotho pe ho to khushi mere dil me hoti
hai,
agar dard tere dil ko ho to akhein meri roti hai,
aap mehsus karke dekho pyar aisa hi hota hai..

Vaade bhi usne kya khoob nibhaye hai,
zakhm muft aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye hai.
is se badhkar wafadari ki misaal kya hogi
maut se pehle vo kafan le aaye hai.

Dete ho kyu ye dard bas humi ko
kya samjoge tum in ankho ki nami ko
yu to honge lakhon diwane is chand ke
chand kya mehsus karega ek tare k kami Ko…

Har ek se baat karna FITRAT hai apki
har ek khush rahe HASRAT hai apki
koi apko YAAD kare ya na kare
hume chod kar sabko yaad karna aadat hai apki…

Humne bhi chaha har manjil karib ho,
har waqt aapka saath naseeb ho,
par wahan khuda bhi kya kare,
jahan insaan khud badnseeb ho.

Yad Ayee To Ankheen Band Mat Karna,
Hum Chalen Bhi Jai To Gum Mat Karna,
Ye Zaroori To Nahi K Har Rishte Ka Naam Ho,
Per Dosti Ka Ahsaas Dil Se Kam Mat Karna.

Voh yaad aaye bahut bhulate bhulate,
dil ke zakham ubhar aaye chipate chipate
Sikhaya tha jisne muskurana,
Usine rulaya hasate hasate.................................

Dil gumsum zuban khamosh
yeh aakhen aaj nam kyon hai
tujhe kabhi paya he na tha
to tuje aaj khone ja gum kyu hai...

Duniya me pattar ke insan rahte hai,
sab ek dusre ko shaitan kahte hai,
Bahut dhoonda par nahi mila,
jise log bhagwan kahte hain.................

Gairo se milo tum mujhe shikva bhi nahi hai,
Lekin ye tarika koi achcha bhi nahi.
Anjaame mahobbat se darata hai zamanaa,
anjam abhi tak humne socha bhi nahi hai.
maloom nahi jaan gaya kaise zamanaa,
maine to tera naam pukaara bhi nahi hai…

Mere khwabo ka har ek naksh mita de koi
sukhe patton ka bacha dher jala de koi
meri pehchan ka ek shaks issi shahar mein hai
main bhi Zinda hoon zara usko bata de koi
kuch to tanhai ka ehsaas muje kam hoga
mere saaye se agar mujko mila de koi…

Kitna bi chaho na bhool paoge Hame** Jitni door jaoge phir b nazdik paoge Hame** Mita sakte ho to mita do Yaaden Meri** Magar kya Sapno se Juda ker paoge Hame??

Ajeeb si kashish hai tum mein, k hum tumhare khayalon mein khoye rehte hain.
Yeh soch kar k tum khwabon mein aaoge, hum din mein bhi soye rehte hain…
 
Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta hai
Par phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai…


.Distance cant separate anyone,
time cant bind anyone,
if feelings r true just close ur eyes n ull find anyone.

4getting u is a crime,
ignoring u is a sin,
liking u is pleasure,
thinking abt u is a habit,
n disturbing u is a necessity.

D ppl whom v like will always b away from us
so dat v miss them every moment n think abt them every second.

The thread asked the candle y do u dissolve urself wen I burn the candle replied those who r in ur heart if they suffer u r bound to get tears.

Woh pyaar jo haqikat mein pyaar hota hai, jindagi mein sirf ek baar hota hai, nigaho ke milte milte dil mil jaate hai, ye ittefaq sirf ek baar hota hai.

Dukh maa pan such no ehsaas kari jojo, fulo ni jem mastak nicha kari jojo, mati jase jeevan ni badhi fariyaad, bas ek vaar prem kari jojo.

Armaano ne roke evi meenar hoi to saaru, dil ni ichhao ne roke evi deewar hoi to saaru, mare to mrutyu pachhi pan enej jovi chhe, maari kabar maa nani tirad hoi to saaru.

Badalte is zamane ne sabko badal daala, usne hawa khayal aur khwab ko badal dala, par unhe na badal saka koi, jinke liye humne apne aap ko badal daala.

Sambandh dil no sachvay etlu karjo,
wafa na ful na karmay etlu karjo,
kari chhe dosti to etli chhe vinanti,
aa dosti nu naam na lajvay etlu karjo.

Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga,
to khud par bhi zarur azmaya hoga,
hamari to aukat hi kya hai,
ishq ne khuda ko bhi rulaya hoga.

Jaate jaate wo koi achhi nishani de gaye,
umar bhar daura saku aisi kahaani de gaye,
hum to reh gaye pyaase,
par humari palko ko woh paani de gaye.

Never explain urself to anyone
bcoz ur frds dont need it n ur enemies wont believe it.

Think twice b4 leaving a space in sum1s heart coz its painful to realize how much u miss dat place n u decide to go back n find sum1 else has taken ur place.

Nice frds r like d wind, ull never c them but ull always feel their presence.

*ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best…

*The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love…

*SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards…

*History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26
sir....
 
Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi., Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.; Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara! Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..!

Phoolon ki Mahek ko Churaya Nahi jata,
Suraj ki kirno ko Chupaya Nahi jata,
kitni Bhi Duriya Hon Doston Mein,
Aap Jaisa Dost Bhulaya Nahi Jata.

Surat jo dekhe chand teri chandni sarmati hai
Teri har nadani pe sitaron ko hansi aati hai
Teri ek muskan pe bemosum bahare chha jati hai
Pal me roothe pal me maan jaye
Teri isi adda pe to humari jaan jati hai.

Teri har adda me masumiat chhalkati hai
Baaten manwane ke liye tu bachchon si machalti hai
Kabhi nadan si kabhi bholi si kabhi pagal si lagti hai
Inhi addaon ke karan tu mujhe aachchi lagti hai…

Mana humne hi chheda tha aapko
Magar dhekh humhe muskuraye kyon the
Agar aapke shahar me koi hospital nahi tha
To haddiya todne wale gunde bulwaye kyon the…

Kaash tum wade apne nibha jaate,
Kisi surat me dil mera bahla jaate,
Agar 10 ruppaye nahi aapki pocket me
To 5wala chhota coke hi pila jate.

Jab Tumne tham li mere jeevan ki dor
Jab Tumne tham li mere jeevan ki dor
Yeh Dil mange more
Yeh Dil mange more….

Jab I ne U se Love kiya
To Night me Sleeping chod diya
Tere Face ki Gentle Beauty ne
Mere kind Heart to tod diya…

Suraj bana to Badal bane
Chand bana to Sitare bane
Kuch to baat hai aap me
Yon hi nahi Pagal khane bane…

Agar himmat hai tujme to Qutub Minnar hilla kar dikha
Aur nahi hai to mere paas beth do ghunt maar
Aur Qutub Minnar ko hilta hua dekh.

Mangi thi dua Aashiyane ki,
Chal padi aandhiya jamane ki
Mere gum ko koi samajh na saka
Kyon ki hume to aadat thi gum me bhi
Muskurane ki..

Yon to hum hai brahamchari
Lekin jahan dekhi naari
Wahin aankh mari
Pat gayi to huyi humari
Nahi to banke brahmchari,
Karte hai next ki tyari…
 
January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chimar gayee hai. Upaaye
karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein
harz hi kya hai ?

• Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti?
Santa: Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar
pahounch jaaiye.

• Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child…

• Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I
thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake
car?

• Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: Taan dictionary vekh ke kharidni si ...!

• Jeeto: Dekho woh aadmi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai…
• Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

• Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja
rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI…

• Santa breaks an egg to make an omelet. He finds the egg empty.
Gets frustrated & says: Aaj kal murguian bhi abortion karati hain…

• Santa: If I die will u remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister…
 
• A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the
man n said: He's not my friend.

• Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

• Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

• While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here…

• Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much
for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

• Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
 
Koi gila na shikawa rahe humse,
Yah aarzoo ka shilsila bana rahe humse
Bus ek baat ki umeed hai aapse,
Khafa mat hona agar koi khata hojaye Hamse.,.

Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar Na karna.
kabhi kisi ka aitbarr na Karna .
Tham ke khanjar apne hi Hathon me,
bedardi se apne dil Par vaar na karna.


Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
WohYaadein kya jisme Turn nahi,
Aur woh Turn hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.

Ishq karo par ishq par guman na karo
Pyaar karo par dil ko fida na karo
Agar jal gaya dil to khabar bhi na milegi
Laga aag kisi ke dil me use apne se juda na karo..

Phulu ki har kali khusbu de aapko
Suraj ki har kiran rosani de aapko
Hum to kuch dene ke kabile hai nahi
Dene wala har kushi de aapko .

Aapki zindgi mein khabhi koi gum na ho
Aapki aankhen kabhi aansuon se num na ho
Aapko mile zindgi ki har khusi
Bhale hi us khusi me hum na ho…

Love ke lesson me ishq ek interesting chapter hai
Hoth gum sum hai ,magar aanken mailing letter hai
Gum aur khusi ka Mila jula sa matter hai .
Learning point hai ishare to dil iska editor hai…

Ujale apni yaadon ke mare saath rahne do
Na jane kis gali me zindgi ki sham ho jaye…

Smile is a source to win heart
Smile is a name of lovely mood
Smile creates greatness in personality
So keep smiling. Have a nice day…

A moment of joy under a pillow
The tear of eye that wets your pillow
Some times pain and some times
Pleasure when given by
Both are Treasure.
 
Never search happiness in others,
This will make you to feel alone.
But search it in yours self,
You will feel happy even you are left alone.

No sweet flowers to forward…..
No cute graphics to send…
Just a ….
Caring heart saying…
Have a nice day…

Liking you is my nature.
Missing you is my disappointment…
Fighting with you is my time pass.
But forgetting you is never in my life.
Have a nice day.

Never mind what others do,
Do better than yourself,
Beat your own records from day to day,
Success will come to you.

Gate of memories will never close,
How much we miss our love ones no one knows.
Day will pass like years, we will remember the memories in silent tears.

Never reject a day in your life,
Because good day gives us happiness,
Bad day gives us experience …
Both are essential to life,
So enjoy every day.

Best end is fri”end”
Best stand is under”stand”
Best age is cour”age”
Best work is hard”work”
Best day is to”day”
Have a nice day…

Flower full morning,
Color full noon
Joy full evening
Peace full night.
Be happy, it’s a fantastic day for you.
Have a fantastic successful day…

Road has a limit,
Bank has a limit,
Exam has a time limit,
Building has a height limit,
But, friendship has no limit.

Soft speech…
Clean heart …
Peace full eyes…
Strength full hands…
Focused mind…
Determined decision
With gods love always makes you winner in life.

Friendship does not need every day conversation,
Seeing and meeting each other, but it needs remembrance
Even in our busy life.
 
Great friends are part of memories.
Time can never erase,
When life is blessed with friends like you
Sweeter memories are there to look back……….

Confidence comes naturally with success….
But success comes only to those who are confident….
So, begin your day with great confidence.

World is round,
Round is zero,
Zero is northing,
Nothing is life…
So be happy and try to make others happy.

Friend is a silent gift of god…
More lovable …
More strong…
More deep…
More close…
More warm… like you…

Flower means “honey”
Honey means “sweet”
Sweet means “desire”
Desire means “love”
Love means “friend”
Friend means “you”.

I will take bricks and write on that how much I miss you and…
I will break on it your head to show how much it pains when I miss you….

If hard work is yours, then success is yours…
If love is yours, then life is yours…
Confidence is yours, and then the world is yours.

Good night
G: - go to bed
O: - off the light
O: - out of tension
D: - dreams come
N: - nice sleep
I: - ignore worries
G: -getup earlier
H: -have a nice thought
T: - thank god…

Sweet in your speech
Talent in your mind
Clean in your heart
Peace in your eyes
Strength in your hands
Always win in your life…
 
I am not a clock to sms you 24 hours,
But my heart is like a clock that will care, love and pray for 24hours for special friend like you.

You are so
Handsome
Talented
Good
Brisk
Lovable
Intelligent
“Hello sorry wrong number”…

What ever happen today just relax and manage to make a day smile.
Life is not a problem to be solved but a gift to be enjoyed make every day your best day…

My eyes waiting for your face,
My ears waiting for your voice,
My lips ready to talk with you,
My heart waiting for your friendship…

Smile is complete
when it begins with lips.....
reflects in ur eyes..n ends
with a glow on ur face...
keep smiling...
it suites u.......
 
"banke ehsas meri dhadkan ke pass rehte ho'
tasveer banke meri nazro ke samne rehte ho'
aaj puchna hai ek sawal tumse
hokar dur kya tum bhi mujse pyar karte ho"…

"LOVE IS NOT ONLY MADE 4 LOVERS;
IT'S ALSO 4 FRIENDS WHO LOVE;
EACH OTHER BETTER THEN LOVER.....
SO,LOTS OF LOVE TO ALL OF U..
"HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY"........

YOU ARE NOT ONLY MY....TEACHER"
YOU ARE NOY ONLY MY .....GUIDE"
YOU ARE NOT ONLY MY.......ELDER PERSION"
BUT YOU ARE MY............"BEST FRIENDS".......

LIFE WITH OUT FRIEND IS................
L:- LONELY
I:- INSECURE
F:- FULL OF DOUBT
E:- EMPTINESS…

SUNI ZINDAGI ME AAJ HALCHAL MEHSUS HUI.
BE JAAN DIL KI AAJ DHADKAN MEHSUS HUI.
JANE KYUN AAJ "FRIENDSHIP DAY" PER,,
AISA LAGA JESE AAP KI KAMI MEHSUS HUI.....

Difficult to tell that what loving is like....
Its really impossible to tell what mising is like ..
May u never miss whom u love n may all whom u love miss u always ..

Go out in the rain try 2 hold the drops. How much u hold is how much u miss me. And how many u dont is how much i miss u.

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge…
 
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