Shayari

Tumko bhool jaun ye namumkin si baat hai,
Tumko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai,
Jab tak rahegee saas tab tak rahoge yaad ,
Ye saas TOOT jaye to aur baat hai.

Mere chehre ki muskurahat par mat jao,
Ye to ek parda hai game dil ko chupaane ke liye.

Maine aasuon se kaha tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak mat udaya karo,
Aasu bole mehfil me tumhe hi tanha paate hain,
Isi liye saath dene chale aate hain.

Wafa seekhni hai to phoolon se sikho,
Jo daal se tootne ke baad murjha jaate hain.

Main sharabi hoon sharab chodu kaise,
Ye bhoolati hai gam is botal ko todu kaise,
peene ke baad bhi pyaas baki hai mere dil me,
Sochta hoon ki is botal ko nichodu kaise.
 
Bahut Dino Se Aaya Nahi Koi Paigam Uska,
Shayad Kisi Baat Pe Khafa sa Lagta hai.

dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe,
aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata


ajeeb hain zindagi jo anjano se takrati hain ,
milke jinse chehre pe ek khushi si aati hain,
lagalo gale humain bhi aaj e mere dost ,
ke dosti wahi hain jo dil tak pahunch jaati hain.

aapki dosti ki ek nazaar chahiye ,
dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye,
bas yun hi saath chalte rahena ae dost ,
yeh dosti hume umar bhar chaheye.
 
[B]SPECIALLY DIWALI MESSAGES[/B]


Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *



"Aaj se aap ke yahan...dhan. .. ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka... vaas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vaas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *



Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Jagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali



Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.



Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.



Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali




Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali



Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...



I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...


Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha.. .
* * * Happy Diwali * * *



Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo.
Happy Deepaval.



With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!



May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali


Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!




With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!


0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds...
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI…..



Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Anyways wish u Happy Diwali..




Happy Diwali to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Happy Holi…. Sorry….Diwali once again.



Tumhari Diwali ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & dhamakedaar diwali…


Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"
 
Kabhi khud pe kabhi halat pe rona aaya
Baat nikli to har ek baat pe rona aaya
Kaun roya hai kisi aur ki khatir ai dost
Sabko apni hi kisi baat pe rona aaya
Kisliye jeete hai hum kiske liye jeete hai
Barha aise savalat pe rona aaya.


Takdir ne chaha,takdir ne bataya.Takdir ne tumko or humko milaya.Khusnasib the hum ya wo pal, jab tum sa anmol dost is zindgi me aya.


Main khyal hun kisi aur ka, mujhe sochta koi aur hai
Sare aaina mera aks hai, pase aaina koi aur hai
Main kisi ki daste dua mein hun, to kisi ke harfe talab mein hun
Main naseeb hun kisi aur ka, mujhe mangta koi aur hai..


Ye chirag benazar hai ye sitara bezuban hai
Abhi tujhse milta julta koi dusra kahan hai
Wahi shaks jispe apna dilojaan nisar kar dun
Wo agar khafa nahi hai to zaroor badguman hai
Unhi rasto ne jinpar kabhi tum the sath mere
Mujhe rok rok pucha tera humsafar kahan hai..


Ye tera kala rang khuda ki bhul hai
Til bana raha tha ki siyahi
fisal gayi..


Yahan har shaks hadsa hone se darta hai
Khilona hai jo mitti ka fana hone se darta hai
Mere dil ke kone mein hai ek masum sa bacha
Bado ki dekh kar duniya bada hone se darta hai..


Hum khak zameen ki hokar...us chand ki hasrat kar baithe...vo cheez khuda se unchi thi...hum jisse mohabbat kar baithe...


Kisi ko apna banane me der lag jati hai.. Ek wada nibhane me der lag jati hai.. pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai, par unhe bhulane me umar lag jati hai.


Apno ne zehar ka jaam de dia, Gairo ne bewafa naam de dia,
Wo jo kehte the k bhul na jana hume, Aaj unhone hi bhari mehfil me anjaana keh dia.


Pyar ka jazba bhi kya khwaab dikha deta hai
Ajnabi chehre ko mehboob bana deta hai..
Meri har khata pe naraaz na hona,
Apni muskaan kabhi na khona,
Sukoon milta hai dekh kar aap ki muskurahat,
Is liye hamesha muskurate rehna.
 
Manzil unhi ko milti hai,
Jinke sapno mein jaan hoti hai,
Pankh lagane se kuch nahi hota,
Hauslon se udaan hoti hai.


Ek alag pehchaan banane ki aadat hai hume,
Zakhm ho jitna hi gehra,
Utna muskurane ki aadat hai hume,
Sab kuch luta dete hai dosti me,
Kyun ki dosti nibhane ki aadat hai hume.


Sapne tut jaate hai,
Apne ruth jaate hai,
Zindagi me kaise-kaise mod aate hai,
Magar jab bhi saath ho aap jaise doston ka,
To raahon ke kaante bhi phul ban jaate hai.


Humari mehfil ko fasana mil gaya,
Humari gazlon ko afsana mil gaya,
Aapki dosti aisi mili dost,
Jaise khuda ki taraf se koi nazrana mil gaya.


Leave some thing for love...
Never leave love for some thing....
Bcoz n life some thing will leave you....
But love will always live with you...


Tasveer banai hai par aks nahi miltha
dil ki kithab ko koi shaks nahi miltha
firthe hai wo jamane ki talash me bas
hamare liye hi unhe waqt nahi miltha..


Dil ko aadat nahi hai chot kane ki
bhige palko ke sang muskurane ki
kash anjaam pehele se hi jaan jathe toh
koshish b na karthe aap se dil lagane ki.


Tum root gaye hum manaate rahe
teri raho me palke hum bechathe rahe
tumne kabi palat ke b na dekha hame
aur ham the ki palke japkane se b kathrathe rahe.


Yaadon ke bhavar me ek pal mera ho
phulon ke iss bhag me ek phul mera ho
ya kudha kar rehemat mera dost kare dosti
ko toh ek naam mera ho...


Kahan ho tum
Ke tum bin zindagi anderi lagti hai
Yeh piyasi aankhen meri
Jo har waqt dekhna chaai tumko
Kahan dhondo tujhe
Jahan pocha tera paata
Mila jawaab nahin ka ?
Tum to mere dil main rehti ho
Yahan wahan tum rehti ho..
 
Mai nadan teri baaton ko pyar samaj baitha,
Zindagi sath guzarne wala dildar samaj baitha,
Maine to zindagi tujhpe nissar kar di,
Tere adao ko main tera aitbaar samaj baitha,
Meri gustakhio ke liye mujhe mauf karna,
Teri adao ko main wafa ka izhaar samaj baitha,
Dil hi to hai machal gaya to khata kya,
Apne dil ki jhankar ko tere dil ki jhankar samaj baitha..

Har ishq ka matlab gam nahi hota,
Duriyo se pyar kam nahi hota,
Waqt bewaqt ho jati hai aankhein nam,
Kyonki yaado ka koi mausam nahi hota.

Na khawabo me dekha, na nazaro me dekha,
Hazaro me humne ek tumhi ko dekha Gum dene wale to hal pal hai yaha,
Har pal khushi dene walo me ek aapko hi dekha.

Teri yaad me aasuo ka samandar bana liya,
Tanhai ke saher me apna ghar bana liya,
Suna hai log pujte hai patther ko,
Is liye dil apna patther bana liya.

Haqiqat mohabbat ki judai hoti hai,
Kabhi kabhi pyar me bewafai hoti hai,
Hamari taraf haath badaha kar to dekh,
Dosti me kitni sacchai hoti hai.

Rishton ki ye duniya hai nirali,
Sab rishton se pyari hai dosti tumhari,
Manzur hai aansu bhi aakhon me hamari,
Agar aa jaye muskan hotho pe tumhari.
 
Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind. I wish I would start my day with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just makes my day. I Love You. NESCAFE :))

When I C the moon I C U , When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U,
get out of the way you are blocking my view.

Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u. Take my hand but let me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U.

Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose one .. it will never be Complete again. Just want you to know you are one of the pieces, I cant afford to lose.

My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

I can’t predict my future, i cant cant change my Past, I have present moment to me I will enjoy it as my last.

People Live.. People Die.. People Laugh.. People Cry.. Some Give Up.. Some Will Try.. Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye.. Others mayforget U but... Never Shall I ;;)

What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.

C the sky, U will C God's grace ;
C the rain, U will dance once again;
C the moon , U will C the depth of the lake;
C the mirror, U will see God's greatest asset.

When U are feeling stressed & about to breakdown - my friend, just remember STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards. It's a piece of cake!!!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U .........Zthe one who invented alphabets was a genius, but he made a silly mistake by keeping " U " & " I " so far.

ABC: Allways Be Careful; DEF: Dont Ever Forget (me) JKLM:Just keep loving Me NOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving XYZ.

I ask God 2 make U happy, make U smile, guide u safely through every mile, Grant u wealth, Give u health, And most of all give u strong memory so u don't 4get me.

Science has proved that sugar dissolves in water.So u please dont get wet in the rain, otherwise i will lose a sweet friend of mine!!!!!!

Dreams visit us when we are asleep - but God is truly wise.He wakes us each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true.

A friend is a gift, a gift to share. A gift from a package marked handle with care. I want u to know that u are one of the best gifts I received. Take Care.

Night has ended 4 another day; morning has come in a special way. May u smile like the sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day..

Wife : Do you want dinner?Husband : Sure, what are my choices?Wife : Yes and no. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."
 
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things. 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.


A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That's why it's so special!

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

*I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last forever!

If u touch & do not feel then its a desire, if u do not touch & u do not feel then its nothing but if u do not touch & feel its a $$ LOVE$$.

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you . I love you.

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, but for ME, I need you!!

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life..

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you..

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.
 
I Wish 4 u;
Gr8 start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No Stress 4 Wednesday
No Worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
Great Fun 4 Sunday
Have a beautiful week..

R is for Red
Red is 4 Blood
Blood is 4 Heart
Heart is 4 Miss
Miss is 4 U
U is 4 Me
Me is U
((Miss U))..

C the Sky, U will C God's Grace,
C the Rain, U will dance once again,
C the moon, U will C the depth of lake,
C the mirror, U will C Gods Biggest Mistake.

Troubles are like as air, Luv as air, Luv as deep as ocean, friend as solid as diamonds, & success as bright as gold, These r Wishes 4 U, This day and Every Day..

King like money, bee like honey, but I like u..don't get excited..i like monkey to.

Remember me day 2 day, remember me from far wary, if grave shall be my bed, remember me when I am dead.

Hot Coffee!!
|
cl " " " l Specially
t_ _ _ j 4 u. I mixed it with 1 tbsp of luck 2 tbsp of hope 3 tbsp of smiles it'll make ur day happy-Gud Morning!!!

Laugh like u've never cried, play like u've never lost, Love like u've never hurt, and live like there is no tomorrow. Have a "Bindas Day" every day!!!! (Tension free!!)

12 Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....

kabhi tum bhi humse baat kar liya karo
milne ki fariyad kar liya karo
ek hum hai jo har baar shuruat karte hai
kabhi tum bhi hamse pehle hamein yaad kar liya karo!!!!!!!!

A friend gives hope wen life is low.
A friend is a place where you can go.
A friend is honest- A friend is true.
A friend is precious.A friend is u!
 
Hum dosti me had se guzar jayenge, Yeh zindgi apke naam kar jayenge, Aap roya karenge hume yaad karke, Apke daaman me itna pyar chhod jayenge..

Khuda ne mujse kaha-bande dosti na kar dosti mein tu deewana ho jayega. Maine kaha-ae khuda kabhi zamin pe aake MERE YAAR se mil,
TU khud hi uska dost ho jayega..

Dil Dil Se Juda Nahi Hote, Yuhi Kisi Par Fida Nahi Hote, Pyar Se Bada To Dosti Ka Rishta Hai Kyoki Dost Kabhi Bewafa Nahi Hote...

KOI hai jo dua karta hai,
Apno me mujhe bhi gina karta he, bahut khushnasib samjhte he khud ko hum,
door rah ke bhi koi yaad kia karta hai..

Hasraton Se Hum Aapki Rah Saja Denge, Sapno Ki Daulat Hum Aap par Luta Denge,
Koi Phool Nahin Aaj Daman Me Lekin,
Apke Ane Par Hum Palke Bicha Denge..

Baat aisi ho ke jajbat kam na ho, khayalat aise ho ke kabhi gam na ho, dil ke koney mein itni jagah rakhna ke khali khali sa lage jab hum na ho....

Intezar rehta hai har sham tera, Raate katti hain lelekar naam tera, Muddat se baithe hain ye aas pale, Ki aaj ayega koi paigam tera...

Tamanna hai ki unko najdik se dekhein, Najdik ho to nazar uthayi nahi jaati..
Ye ishq ki aag hi aisi hai, Lag jaati hai lagayi nahi jaati...

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Hum nibhayenge ye rishta marte dum tak, hasayenge tumko khushi se gam tak, aey yaar kabhi humse naraz na hona, sath rehana hamare akhari dum tak.
 
Zindagi main kabhi pyar mat karna, ho gaya to inkar mat karna, nibha sako to chalna ussi rah par, varna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karma..

Mohabbat cheez Nahi jatane ki
Hame Aadat nahi kisiko bhulane ki
Hum isliye milte hain kum apse
kyoki nazar Lagjati hai rishton ko zamane ki.

Ishq k charche bahut hain, husn ke parche bahut hain, hum ne bhi dekh liya ishq karke, par kambakht ishq mein kharche bahut hain !!!

• It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!

• Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile, thinking of you makes me smile, being with you is the best thing ever, and loving you is what I'll do forever..

• No one is born happy but all of us are born with the ability to create happiness around us. So, flash your sweet smiles today & make others happy. Gud Morning..

• In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen for a reason but when the luv is real it becomes your plan for life n reason for living.

• Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, and they help us as we walk through life. Thanks for being my size.

• Don't go for luks, it can deceive; don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes u smile coz only a smile makes a dark day bright.

• Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.

Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yuhi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI hume UMRABHAR Chahiye...!!
 
Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,
To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti,
Wo wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein,
Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karen.

Tumseh Doori Ka Ehsaas Satane Laga,
Tere Saath Guzra Har Lamha Yaad Aneh Laga,
Jab Bhi Bhoolne Ke Koshish Ki Mene,
Tu DIL Keh Aau KAREEB Aneh Laga.

Yaadon me hum rahen ye ehsaas rakhna,
Nazaron se dur par dil ke paas rakhna,
Ye nahi kahte ke sath raho,
Dur sahi par humen yaad rakhna...

Dil gumsum, Zubaan Khamosh,
Aankhein aaj num kyon hai.
Jo kabhi apna hua hi nahin
use aaj khone ka gum kyon hai...

Sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
nalene se meri jaan jati hai,
kasise kahun ki sanns se main jinda hon
jabki sans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

Zaraa palat kar to dekh lete,
hum wahi khade the,
pal do pal to aap muskura lete,
to un palo mein hum apni sari zindagi jee lete.

Yun toh bahut tha baatane ko,
zamaane se chup ke chaha tha apne chahne wale ko,
kya khabar thi yun tanha chod deega woh,
acha hua ki mere dukh ki khabar bhi na mil paaye zamaane ko.

Kuch badli hui takdeer nazar aati hai,
yadon ki bani zanzir nazar aati hai,
padhe to kya padhe har panne par
teri tasveer nazar aati hai...

Khali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hain...
Tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai...
Joh khaamoshi se guzar jaye,
woh dariya bhi dil me toofan rakhte hain..

Na Karo Koi Wada Jise Tum Nibha Na Sako,
Mat Chaho Use Jise Tum Pa Na Sako,
Pyar Kahan Kisi Ka Poora Hota Hai,
Iska To Pehla Shabd Hi Adhoora Hota Hai..
 
Teri talaash mein nikle the hum haath malte huye
Rula diya aaj humein suraj ne dhalte huye
Utaar Zahan Ke Gharon Mein Roshni-e-Mabood
Zamana Guzar gaya Seeno mein dard Palte Huye

Kisi ghata se kaho, Hum ko ab utha le jaaye
Ke Umer Beet gayee hum ko jalte huye
Yahan to kuch bhi nahin hai siwaye kaanton ke
Kahan tak aa gaye hum is raaste par chalte huye

Sikha rahi hai zamane ko zindagi ka chalan
Guzarti hai rail Deewane, Patrian badalte huye
 
thx gaurav for ur comments


Meri har khata par naraz na hona,
Apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona,
Sukoon milta he dekhkar apki muskurahat ko,
Mujhe maut bhi aye to bhi mat rona..

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake..

Gamo Se Kya Darna Wo To Sabhi Ko Milte Hain
Phoolo Ko Dekho Hamesha Kaanto Ke Beech Khilte Hain..

Tumhari yadoon ko rok pana hai mushkil,
Rote huey dil ko manana hai muskil,
Ye dil apko kitna yaad karta hai,
Ek sms main likh pana hai mushkil..

Seven Wonders of the World
Guess!!!!!
7th Me
6th My Style
5th My Smile
4th My Personality
3rd My Nature
2nd My SMS
And 1st My Frd
DATS UUUUUUU.......MY DEAR

Every TEAR is a sign of BROKENESS..........
Every SILENCE is a sign of LONLINESS............
Every SMILE is sign of KINDNESS.........
Every MESSAGE is a symbol of REMEMBERENCE.
thats y i send u messages regularly...!!!!

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar..

When words fail, Eyes works.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh Le Tapak gaya

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye..
 
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakht mere hee sapnon mein aakar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai..

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare tod laaun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare tod laaun,
Lekin tum unka karogi kya???
(Kya logical sher hai!!)

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad aayi,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad aayi, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi
teri yaad aayi, Kyun na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Lal diwar par, Choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar par, Choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai..

Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aaya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intezar main.....

Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse,
bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse.

Kya khaber thi yeh din bhi aynge,
jina bhi mushkil ho jayega, mar bhi na payinge,
aaj teri mahfil se uth challe hai,
kal eis dunia se uth jayenge.........

Mehak dosti ki ishq se kam nahi hoti, ishq bina duniya khatam nahi hoti, agar saath ho jindhgi me dosto ka, toh jindhgi janat se kam nahi hoti.
 
1) Kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane ke bad, kiska karu intjar tere ane ke baad, kyon dosto ke liye jaan luta dete hain log, mujhe malum hua tumhe dost banane ke baad.

2) Na khairiyat koi na paigaam aya hai,
jo chaha nahi wahi anjam aya hai,
kya dost ne bhula di dosti meri?
aaj na dua koi na salaam aya hai...

3) Kyu dil ke itne kareeb aa jaata hai koi. kyu dosti ka ehsaas kara jata hai koi. Jab adat see hojati hai dil ko uski, kyu dur chala jaata hai koi.

4) Vo medhosh aankhe
Vo garm saasen
Vo kapkapata gism
Vo tharthrate honth
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha- Maleriya hai...

5) Ho Chuki Raat Bahut Ab So Bhi Jaiye...
Jo Hai Dil Ke Karib Uske Khyalo Me Kho Bhi Jaiye...
Kar Raha Hoga Koi Intezar Aapka,
Khwabon Me Sahi Mil To Aaiye.

6) Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak, dosti aakhir chupaoge kab tak, mere paigam tumhe milte rahenge yunhi sada, Mere msg ko Mitaoge kabtak.

7) Yun to hum kissika pichha kiya nahi karte. Dil kya, hum kissi ko lift bhi diya nahi karte. Yeh rista hi khass apse hai, warna,.sms to kya, hum kissi ko apna
mob. no. Bhi nahi diya karte...

8) Iss sham ki tanhai se, iss dard ki gahrai se ye dil kuch baat kar raha hai.. Zara samjho in fizaon ki chubhan ko, tumhe koi yaad kar raha hai.;.

9) Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai
Har hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi hai
Manzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kya
Rahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hain
 
Bekali bekhudi bebasi degaya
Koi naye tajarbe ajnabi degaya
Us ki saudagari main bhi insaaf tha
Zindagi degaya zindagi legaya
Sochne ke liye ek pal ki mohlat na di
Jaagne ke liye ek sadi degaya
Legaya gaya jism se jaan-o- Dil khench ker
Haan magar rooh ki taazgi degaya.
 
Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.

Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 maale se gir gayatha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone
chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

INTERVIEW: Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper: there is nothing free with this.
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Two Sardars were walking together.
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya, meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.
 
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