The Top 10 Signs the Scientists at NASA Have Gone Nuts
As presented on the 08/08/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. In their latest Mars report, the word "Klingon" appears 97 times
9. They claim the alien fossils "taste a lot like chicken"
8. They've been looking for signs of intelligent life among viewers of the "Richard Bey Show"
7. Vicious shouting matches over who gets to be called "Buzz"
6. Chief technician locked himself in bathroom for three days making "rocket fuel"
5. Planning to launch enormous Stridex pad at Jupiter's red spot
4. The "second moon" they discovered turned out to be Rush Limbaugh
3. Believe that their broken soda machine was the doing of meddling "Pluto people"
2. A few of them actually think Bob Dole has a chance
1. They renamed Venus "Planet Hollywood"
As presented on the 08/08/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. In their latest Mars report, the word "Klingon" appears 97 times
9. They claim the alien fossils "taste a lot like chicken"
8. They've been looking for signs of intelligent life among viewers of the "Richard Bey Show"
7. Vicious shouting matches over who gets to be called "Buzz"
6. Chief technician locked himself in bathroom for three days making "rocket fuel"
5. Planning to launch enormous Stridex pad at Jupiter's red spot
4. The "second moon" they discovered turned out to be Rush Limbaugh
3. Believe that their broken soda machine was the doing of meddling "Pluto people"
2. A few of them actually think Bob Dole has a chance
1. They renamed Venus "Planet Hollywood"