Sardar's LOGIC...

vengabeats

vengabeats

Nilesh Nagdev
Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every
thing except for the LOGIC part.....

One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?

Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Rajiv: Logic is very easy.

Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Zail: YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.

Zail: YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Zail: YES.

Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Zail: YES.

Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Zail: YES.

Rajiv: so, logically, your are married.

Zail: YES.

Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.

Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic.


Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Zail: How is your MBA preparation?

Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Zail: Oh, logic is easy.

Buta: Please, give me an example.

Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Buta: NO, I don't.

Zail: Saala HOMO!!!
 
vengabeats said:
Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every


Zail: Saala HOMO!!!
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Oh this sounds od .. are jokes against a particular community allowed on this forum

regards

shailesh
 
gaurav200x said:
looks like aspire is a sardar :pound::pound:
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Nope I am not a sardar at all .. just goes on to show what u really are .. beneath all the self induced hype ..
I go to the gurudwara also .. and today im leaving for amritsar .. to visit the golden temple ..

u laugh ur heads off on sardars I dont ..
 
aspire said:
Nope I am not a sardar at all .. just goes on to show what u really are .. beneath all the self induced hype ..
I go to the gurudwara also .. and today im leaving for amritsar .. to visit the golden temple ..

u laugh ur heads off on sardars I dont ..
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i remember reading these lines in some post on the forum...

" cmon gaurav dream on ... u think so high of urself and if someone pricks u .. u just cant take it ... I had told u abt this"

dude! u think u r so cool... just look how u panicked when someone made an innocent joke at u... No, i am not against any religion or, for that matter, question ur beliefs on sikhism... It was just a small joke and a means to tell u that try to be more cool than u are... or atleast u can act cool, if u can't.

What's the point in going to all these religious places, if u don't have any peace of mind? Think about it! :)
 
gaurav200x said:
i remember reading these lines in some post on the forum...

" cmon gaurav dream on ... u think so high of urself and if someone pricks u .. u just cant take it ... I had told u abt this"

dude! u think u r so cool... just look how u panicked when someone made an innocent joke at u... No, i am not against any religion or, for that matter, question ur beliefs on sikhism... It was just a small joke and a means to tell u that try to be more cool than u are... or atleast u can act cool, if u can't.

What's the point in going to all these religious places, if u don't have any peace of mind? Think about it! :)
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Yes ur right i did loose my cool .. as i found ur attitude sickening.. u mad it sound as if being a sardar is a matter of shame ..
and I dont think high abt myself .. Im pretty grounded ..and well aware of my capabilities and limitations ..
remember the pager u sent me saying .. that ur the king at mp .. u do what u like and when u like ... with none to check u .. somthing on these lines ..

chalo enuff in enuff , picking up a fite isnt my idea of surfing..
so chillout
 
aspire said:
Yes ur right i did loose my cool .. as i found ur attitude sickening.. u mad it sound as if being a sardar is a matter of shame ..
and I dont think high abt myself .. Im pretty grounded ..and well aware of my capabilities and limitations ..
remember the pager u sent me saying .. that ur the king at mp .. u do what u like and when u like ... with none to check u .. somthing on these lines ..

chalo enuff in enuff , picking up a fite isnt my idea of surfing..
so chillout
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So finally, u seem to have cooled down... good!

Now, lemme tell u... i am not against any community or any body, per se.. just that i want to show the difference between a joke and a sick joke. What u feel is okie, might not work for me... but i never react strongly to it, unless u make it provocatively difficult. The same thing true everywhere, whether MP.com or PG.com

I don't take personal grudges, unless the person tests me to my last limit possible. As for the pager message, i did expect from u, to take it as a joke!! and not literally!

I know, u don't need any MBA stuff... from any forum now... So chillax and try to take things coolly. I will always appreciate ur posts, if they don't have the element of bad/personal sarcasm!

cya
 
hey wats the fight friends..
two people fighting for a zailsingh and none of you know him.. personaly that is..
just kidding....
 
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