SARDARS ARE BACK

rahul_parab2006

Rahul Parab
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,





1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.



2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?



1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha



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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai



DR: Kya?



Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta



Dr: aisa kab hota hai?



Sardar: Phone karte waqt





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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?



Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun



Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?



Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun



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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,



"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."



After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"





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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,



kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?





Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega





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Hitler says,



"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"



Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"



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1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?



2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye



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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .



1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!



Sardar: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?





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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.





Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!



Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?



sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
 
Santa Banta KO 3 live bomb mile, Police KO dene chale,
Santa : agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
 
Santa: I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College,
Banta: Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying,They r Studying him.
 
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