sardarjiiiiiiii jokess

[parul singh]

SARDARJI JOKES:SugarwareZ-156:


2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

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Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

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1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

------------------------------
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

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Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

----------------------------
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

 

[Jegan]

A sardar puts his pencil into a horlicks bottle.. y?


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To make the pencil taller, stronger and sharper...

 

[pathakhiman]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
nice jokes yaar. i just liked it.
keep posting.
Ciya
Himanshu

 

[sau953]

ek sardar nikkar pahan kar cycle par ja raha tha........








to ab kya tumhe is par bhi joke chahiye..............hadh ho gai ek sardar nikkar bhi na pehne ab

 

[lenaaz]

There are 7 Gujjus and 7 Sardars going from PUNE to Mumbai.So they all gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

Scene 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI)

So 7 Gujjus take only 1 Ticket amongst them and 7
Sardars buy all 7 tickets.

Sardars are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives, All 7 Gujjus get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a direct train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a PASSENGER till Lonavala, From there they can easily get a LOCAL to Pune.

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)

Sardars decide, "this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE"....

All 7 Sardars take 1 Ticket amongst them Gujjus don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!

TC arrives???...

ALL SARDARS IN ONE TOILET. ALL GUJJUS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One Gujju gets out and knocks the door of Sardars toilet,

One hand comes with the ticket, he takes the ticket and comes in Gujju Bathroom...

TC DRIVES out ALL the Sardars from the toilet and they are heavily fined.......

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA - PUNE)

SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. Sardars planning their move for last chance..

They board the local to Pune. This time Sardars decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Sardars take 1 ticket...

Gujjus BUY all 7 tickets this time... So now comes the TC ..

All Gujjus show their tickets..... while the Sardars are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL