Sardarji

[arunmenon_88]

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

 

[arunmenon_88]

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaare gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

 

[arunmenon_88]

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

 

[arunmenon_88]

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

 

[arunmenon_88]

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents

 

[melroy88]

Nice jokes arun.Good1s ,Keep them comming...

 

[mandi]

nice joke...keep up d work