amitjangid
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
by prashant biyani
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SARDAR QUESTIONS
Q: Why does Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: What do you call a Sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: How do you keep a Sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you keep a surdarji busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: Why do surds wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads
Q: A surd going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: What do you do when a surdarji throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: What do you do when a surd throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How do you make a surd (surdarji) laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the surd doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the surd stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why do surds work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What did the surd do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: Why can't surds make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: What's the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do men like surd jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What does a surd say when you ask him if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off....
Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
A: Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
Q: What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
A: Just-one Singh.['T'silent!]
Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.
Q: What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ?
A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Q: What surdarji will do if he wants a white paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
A: He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!!
Q: THINK about it.
A: I don't have to think.... I'm surd !!
Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Surd #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Surd #2: "No, who wrote it?"
Surd: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Surd: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer. Are all clocks spoilt???"
Q: Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A: They can not find the eleven on the phone.
Q: Why do recently so many surds get injured when they try to send a letter bomb?
A: In order to be modern they want to send the bomb by fax.
Q: How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.
Q: How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping?
A: Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.
Q: Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
A: Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
Q: Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?
A: He didn't know which "one" came first...
Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his checkbook?
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?"
tata infotech
[email protected]
===========================
SARDAR QUESTIONS
Q: Why does Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: What do you call a Sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: How do you keep a Sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you keep a surdarji busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: Why do surds wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads
Q: A surd going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: What do you do when a surdarji throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: What do you do when a surd throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How do you make a surd (surdarji) laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the surd doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the surd stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why do surds work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What did the surd do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: Why can't surds make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: What's the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do men like surd jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What does a surd say when you ask him if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off....
Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
A: Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
Q: What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
A: Just-one Singh.['T'silent!]
Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.
Q: What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ?
A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Q: What surdarji will do if he wants a white paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
A: He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!!
Q: THINK about it.
A: I don't have to think.... I'm surd !!
Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Surd #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Surd #2: "No, who wrote it?"
Surd: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Surd: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer. Are all clocks spoilt???"
Q: Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A: They can not find the eleven on the phone.
Q: Why do recently so many surds get injured when they try to send a letter bomb?
A: In order to be modern they want to send the bomb by fax.
Q: How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.
Q: How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping?
A: Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.
Q: Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
A: Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
Q: Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?
A: He didn't know which "one" came first...
Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his checkbook?
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?"