santa jokes

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Once Banta was in the loo, suddenly a loud noise came from the bathroom "THADAM", Banta's wife came running and said "main kya ji ki hoya"(what happened) banta:"oye Kuch nahi hoya, pajama gir gaya si(nothing happened,dont worry, my pajama fell down)banta:"oye vich main bhi si"(i was there with the pajama too)
 
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions
- 'Answer in brief'.
 
Sardarji went to doctor to loose weight, the doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?"asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."
Do u know What Sardarji will do after taking Xerox ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
 
Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out.
Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled. So he said
- "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go of his turban
 
santa banta

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my
hand,
oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.
Is
he crying?
 
santa banta

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
 
santa banta

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
 
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I've merged all the threads with similiar posts. Please don't make multiple threads on one kind of topic. Post all the related jokes under one thread.
 
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