Santa ,Banta, sonata

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bharathkumar

Kandukuri Kumar
santa; a sardar , purchased a new skoda car.normally it takes 2 hours to go to his uncles house . but to come back from his uncles house in the same car it takes 2 days. why??????


banta: because he forgot the route trough which he reached his uncles house.


santa; no


sonata; because he met with an accident.


santa: no , because sardar said that for going forward there are 4 gears for his car but for coming back there is only one gear for his car . so that is why it took 4 days for him to come back from his uncles house.
 
good one......:SugarwareZ-286:

one frm me......

Three Engines Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the
captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed..
There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than
scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and
the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine,we'll be up here all day!"
 
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santa's son:- papa aaj main school nai jaunga..

santa:- kyu nai jayega school??

Son:- kal school mein hamare weight kiya tha,
mjhe dar hai k aaj vo hamein bech(sell) ne dey.....
 
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
 
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