Santa Banta Jokes

[adityam12345]

Lets catch up on the classical santa banta jokes .....

Here's one :

how does santa kill a fish??
By drownin it ...

How does banta kill a bird ?
By pushin it from the top of a cliff

 

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

 

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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

 

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver