Came across these...and thought of sharing it here....forgive me if you have heard/read it before
Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
A concerned customer asked his stock broker if the recent market decline and volatility worried him. The broker told him that he has been sleeping like a baby.
“Really?!?” replied the customer.
“Absolutely,” said the broker,
“I sleep for about an hour, wake up, and then cry for about an hour.”
Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and thirty thieves.
Ten were laid off!
Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!!
A director decided to award a prize of Rs.1000 for the best idea for saving the company money during the recession. It was won by a young executive who suggested reducing the prize money to Rs. 100.
Women finally marrying for love! And not money!
Q: What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q What’s the difference between a bond and a bond trader?
A. A bond matures.
Q. Did you hear Goldman Sachs has a new cafeteria?
A. It is called the Warren Buffet.
Q: What is the Capital of Iceland?
A: About 70 cents.
Recession Bumper Sticker:
The recession is worse than a divorce. You lose half your fortune and still have your wife.
Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
A concerned customer asked his stock broker if the recent market decline and volatility worried him. The broker told him that he has been sleeping like a baby.
“Really?!?” replied the customer.
“Absolutely,” said the broker,
“I sleep for about an hour, wake up, and then cry for about an hour.”
Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and thirty thieves.
Ten were laid off!
Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!!
A director decided to award a prize of Rs.1000 for the best idea for saving the company money during the recession. It was won by a young executive who suggested reducing the prize money to Rs. 100.
Women finally marrying for love! And not money!
Q: What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q What’s the difference between a bond and a bond trader?
A. A bond matures.
Q. Did you hear Goldman Sachs has a new cafeteria?
A. It is called the Warren Buffet.
Q: What is the Capital of Iceland?
A: About 70 cents.
Recession Bumper Sticker:
The recession is worse than a divorce. You lose half your fortune and still have your wife.