Read at your own risk... only 18+

Tuski

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Read at your own risk...
only 18+:ban:
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Condoms...
Imagine if all these companies start selling condoms, they won't even have to change their tag line:-

Pepsodent Condom- Raat bhar dishum dishum.

Colgate Condom- Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra.

Nokia
Condom- Connecting people.

MRF Condom- Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage.

Moov Condom- Ah se Aha tak.

Mirinda Condom- Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage.

Godrej Hair Dye Condom- Kato, kholo or lagao.

Sprite Condom-
Bujaye only Pyas baki all bakwas.

Tata Sky Condom- Isko laga dala,toh life jhingalala..

The best one...

M seal condom - ek tapakti boond aapki kismat badal sakti hai!
 

Tuski

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
A very Emotional line:
" I want her Back ..
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And her Front too.!";)
 

Tuski

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
A very Emotional line:
" I want her Back ..
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And her Front too.!";):SugarwareZ-192:
 

Tuski

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Ek Bus Mein College Ke Ladko Aur Ladkiyo
Ki Team Ek Trip Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi,
Raste Mein Vo Bore Na Ho To Vo
Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye Tyaar Ho Gaye.

Girls: %u201CHum Tumko Harakar Dikhayenge..%u201D

Boys: %u201CHum Haar Gaye, Chalo Ab Dikhao%u201C :D :p
 

Tuski

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Bechare Ladke..
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Ladki par hath uthay to zalim,
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Ladki se pit jaye to namard,
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Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar lade
to jealous,
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Chup rahe to begairat,
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Ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
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Ghar me rahe to nakara,
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Bachcho ko dante to buzdil,
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Na dante to laparwah,
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Biwi ko naukri se roke to shakki
mizaz,
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Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane
wala.
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Aakhir Bechara Ladka Kare To Kya
kare.........?? :(
 

prakharkanpur

New member
This is also 18+
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Narendra Modi & Obama were having a
discussion in a bar. A guy walks in &
asks dem wat's d discussion abut?
Modi:"V r planing to kill 14 crore
Pakistanis & Angelina Jolie"
... Guy: Y Angelina Jolie?
Suddenly Modi tells Obama, "C i told u,
Nobody would care about 14 crore
Pakistanis!!" :D
 

Tuski

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
WHAT IS TENSION...??
1 Sunder Ldki Ne Sirf Apse Lift Mangi. Raste Me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai. Ap Use Hospital Le Gye.
Dr.Bola- Ap Baap Banne Wale Ho.
LO JI HO GAYI TENSION
Ap Bole Me Iska Baap Nhi Hu....
Ladki Boli Yahi Iska Baap hai.

AUR TENSION

Police Ayi Apka Medical Checkup hua. Report Aayi Ki Aap To Kabhi BapHi Nhi Ban Skte. APKO OR TENSION
Lekin jaan chhuti, aapne thank's GOD Kaha or nikal liye.

Fir socha ghar pe jo 2 bache h vo kiske hain...??
''THIS IS REAL TENSION '' :D =D :D
 

Tuski

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Once An Oldman was waitng 4 Train..
Boy:What's the Time?
Oldman: Sorry
Boy: Time?
Oldman:No!
Boy: Why?
Oldman: If i tel u the time, u will ask me my name, my job etc
Then both of us will b
frank..
May b u get seat beside me.
U may go 2 same city..
My daughter will come 2 reciev me.
She is beautiful U both may fall in love
Den she might insist to marry u
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I'm sorry I dont want a son in- law
who doesnt even have a
watch! ..
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Boy: Bohot harami ho uncle aap.. =D =))
 

Tuski

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
b53
 

Tuski

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina :)

Boy2: Oh! I know her :p

Boy1: oh How? :-/

Boy2: actually we were caught sleeping together :-|

Boy1: what??
What the hell? :-@
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Boy2 : during lecture in maths class dude :p:p

Think Positive yar :D
 

Tuski

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Re-arrange to make a word. (a body part)
P I E N S
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Those who wrote SPINE are all doctors and rest are my friends.... :p
 

Tuski

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Best answer ever

Hahahaha Best ans ever :D :D

Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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"Early to bed and early to rise........"
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Student:
"This Man has no interest in his wife.."
 

prtk.nayak

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Nayi Teacher ne School join kiya
class me use 2bache ek jaise dekhe aur boli :Kya tum Judwa ho?
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boy: jee nahi..
Hum padosi hain....!! :D
 

Tuski

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Some great sexy sayings-

Some great sexy sayings-

"U cannot taste me, until u
undress me?"
-Banana.
"U cannot eat me unless u lick
me"
- Ice cream.
"U can not play with me unless u
blow me"
- Balloon.
"U can not enjoy me unless u
suck me"
- Lollypop.
"U make me wet & put me in
your mouth everyday"
- Toothbrush.
And the most killer one
"U can not enjoy me unless u
spread me"
Butter xP
 
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