11. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child, the bed wet itself in fear!
12. Rajnikanth doesnt breathe; air hides in his lungs for protection!
13. Rajnikanth doesnt own a stove, oven or a microwave; because revenge is a dish best served cold..
14. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, thats why there is o sign of life there!
15. Rajnikanth doesnt move at the speed of light, light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth!