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" A stock broker is one who invests other people's money until its all gone."
-Woody Allen, American Film Maker

" Average investors who try to do a lot of trading will only make their brokers rich."
-Michael Jenson, Finance Professor -Harvard.

" Market Correction-The day after you buy stocks." -Anon
" Money talks… but all mine ever says is good-bye." -Anon

" Bear Market-A 6to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband get no sex." -Anon

" 90 % of the people in the stock market, professionals and amateurs alike, simply haven't done enough homework,"
-William J.O'Neil.


" I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser." -Charles Schwab.

" Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it." -Peter Lynch.

"To invest blindly in the TMT (Technology,Media and Telecom) sector is a bit like assuming someone's bound to be good at cricket just because they're Australian." -Jonathan Maitland.

" Every set of published accounts is based on books which have been gently cooked or completely roasted." -lan Griffiths.

" Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make." -Donald Trump.
 
Love Letter with Commercial Breaks

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda),
you are my TVS SCOOTY(first love) and my AIWA (pure
passion ). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you
are SANSUI( better than the best ).

You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles )
for me.This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh)
feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I
think you are worried about your father who is
KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father
also a CEAT (born tough), but don't worry as I am also
FORD ICON (The josh machine ) and rest of our family
members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones).

If our fathers say no, we will run away and marry, and
PHILIPS (let's make things better).

They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage )
but I believe in COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust
in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love
each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS ( made
for each other ). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening)
the song of love, you must know that love is ÚIRY MILK
(real taste of life ), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy)
and PARX (always comfortable). So never forget me. Ok
bye! I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange
more )!!.

Yours,

LG (digitally yours).
 
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