ViJiT
Vijith Pujari
Vijith law states that "If something has to go wrong, it will." And if that something has anything to do with college life, it will only drive home the point sooner!
Shakespeare would have put it as 'To bunk or not to bunk'. Indeed, one of the most daunting problems confronting students in college is that of attendance. When, occasionally, out of sheer will-power (or boredom, whichever), you do happen to attend college for 4 days out of 5 in a week, the professor would, as if in retribution, not turn up. But, when almost assured of a free lecture, you bunk the 5th day, he would unquestionably show up!
On the other hand, each time you fall short of attendance, the probability of the professor being on sick leave increases exponentially! Or, worse still, the rest of the term is, seemingly, abruptly crammed with national holidays! It's a bloody conspiracy!
Sometimes, you may feel that a particular professor does not look you in the eye during attendance. You fancy your chances of evading class with a 'proxy' attendance, but the sadistic professor makes it a point to ascertain whether YOU, and YOU alone, are attending his class (as you are later told).
As I consider myself an authority on this matter, I warn novices against lying as it is not a handy art when it comes to college lectures. For instance, if in practicals, you lie to your professor that you have, in fact, completed your file but have merely forgotten it in the hostel, he will most definitely ask you to go back and get it! Worse still, if you lie that you have unexpectedly misplaced your file, you will see your prophecy validate itself before the very next class!
And in matters of despicable exams, deceit or sincerity are both treated with similar fervour of brutality. Say, you have 10 doubts and manage to clear only 9 before the exam, because the last one eluded you. In the question paper, of all the possible questions in this world, the examiner decides to ask you that one question!
For all those indulging in treachery, the day 'chits' are forged and taken along to the examination hall, the invigilator will somehow, seat himself in the empty chair besides the unfortunate student.
Right in the middle of the exam, the lyrics of 'Summer of 69' rings more clearly than a formulae of the last semester. I trust I wouldn't be wrong in saying that when college life is concerned, Vijith should have cited, 'Something is destined to go wrong...always! '
See my SIG.....hehe....
Shakespeare would have put it as 'To bunk or not to bunk'. Indeed, one of the most daunting problems confronting students in college is that of attendance. When, occasionally, out of sheer will-power (or boredom, whichever), you do happen to attend college for 4 days out of 5 in a week, the professor would, as if in retribution, not turn up. But, when almost assured of a free lecture, you bunk the 5th day, he would unquestionably show up!
On the other hand, each time you fall short of attendance, the probability of the professor being on sick leave increases exponentially! Or, worse still, the rest of the term is, seemingly, abruptly crammed with national holidays! It's a bloody conspiracy!
Sometimes, you may feel that a particular professor does not look you in the eye during attendance. You fancy your chances of evading class with a 'proxy' attendance, but the sadistic professor makes it a point to ascertain whether YOU, and YOU alone, are attending his class (as you are later told).
As I consider myself an authority on this matter, I warn novices against lying as it is not a handy art when it comes to college lectures. For instance, if in practicals, you lie to your professor that you have, in fact, completed your file but have merely forgotten it in the hostel, he will most definitely ask you to go back and get it! Worse still, if you lie that you have unexpectedly misplaced your file, you will see your prophecy validate itself before the very next class!
And in matters of despicable exams, deceit or sincerity are both treated with similar fervour of brutality. Say, you have 10 doubts and manage to clear only 9 before the exam, because the last one eluded you. In the question paper, of all the possible questions in this world, the examiner decides to ask you that one question!
For all those indulging in treachery, the day 'chits' are forged and taken along to the examination hall, the invigilator will somehow, seat himself in the empty chair besides the unfortunate student.
Right in the middle of the exam, the lyrics of 'Summer of 69' rings more clearly than a formulae of the last semester. I trust I wouldn't be wrong in saying that when college life is concerned, Vijith should have cited, 'Something is destined to go wrong...always! '
See my SIG.....hehe....