thisisrahul
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once santa said to his teacher:Can i go to toilet?
Teacher:- No santa, may i go to toilet?
Santa:- thats not fair, i asked first.
Teacher:- No santa, may i go to toilet?
Santa:- thats not fair, i asked first.
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Poor Santa
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gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Laloo: Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi farak nahi padta. Pehle bhi hum 100 rupye ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 100 ka hi bharvata hoon.
gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Boyfriend: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakta. Ghar wale mana kar
rahe ne.
Girlfriend: Ghar vich kon kon hai.
Boyfriend: 1 bivi te 3 bache.
rahe ne.
Girlfriend: Ghar vich kon kon hai.
Boyfriend: 1 bivi te 3 bache.
gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Q: Why did Daler fail in school?
A: He used to erase his notebook when the teacher erased the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!
A: He used to erase his notebook when the teacher erased the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!
gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Shahi Bhojan
Santa: Bhai har roj murge nal roti khaidi a.
Banta: Oh kiven.
Santa: Ik burki aap khaidi a te ik murge nu payee di a.
Santa: Bhai har roj murge nal roti khaidi a.
Banta: Oh kiven.
Santa: Ik burki aap khaidi a te ik murge nu payee di a.
gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Budha: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi ajje.
Budha: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi ajje.
Budha: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.
gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Santa: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?
Santa: Jad tu paise mangega.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?
Santa: Jad tu paise mangega.
gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
Munda: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.
Munda: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.
gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Ik vari ki hoya ik pind vich sher aa gaya. Sher nu pakdan vaste Japan di police di help layi gayi, Amrika di police v aayi, par sab nakam rahe.
Akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari Punjab Pulas di.
Bas fer ki c. Agle hi din Punjab Pulas ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san: Bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!!
Akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari Punjab Pulas di.
Bas fer ki c. Agle hi din Punjab Pulas ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san: Bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!!
gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.
Lalu nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Lalu cried: "Hai mera bapu…"
Bheer ne Lalu nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!!
Lalu nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Lalu cried: "Hai mera bapu…"
Bheer ne Lalu nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!!
gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's cousin brother.
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's cousin brother.
gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.
Munna Bhai: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?
Munna Bhai: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?
gautamsaraswat
Gautam Saraswat
Ladki (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Ladka: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?
Ladka: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?
ladycelebs
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
santa ko thand lag gaee , vah kanp rahe the.
santa ke bete ne doktar ko kol kiya : doktar sahab , jaldi aa jaie.
doktar : kya huaa ?
santa ka beta : pata nahin bapoo ko kya ho gaya hai , subah se vah ' vaibreshan mod ' par chale gae hain.
santa ke bete ne doktar ko kol kiya : doktar sahab , jaldi aa jaie.
doktar : kya huaa ?
santa ka beta : pata nahin bapoo ko kya ho gaya hai , subah se vah ' vaibreshan mod ' par chale gae hain.
ladycelebs
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
bhikhari ( rahagir se ): main bahut lachar hoon khane ko kuchh de dijie.
rahagir : hattekatte to dikh rahe ho. hath - pair bhi salamat hain fir kis bat se lachar ho ?
bhikhari : ji , apani aadat se.
rahagir : hattekatte to dikh rahe ho. hath - pair bhi salamat hain fir kis bat se lachar ho ?
bhikhari : ji , apani aadat se.
ladycelebs
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
pagal khane men ek pagal aaya jo apane aap ko shahanshah akabar samajhata tha. lekin pagal khane men pahale se bhi ek pagal tha jo bhi apane aap ko shahanshah akabar hi samajhata tha.
pagal khane ke ek bade se doktar ne ek khatara uthane kee sochi.
usane donon akabaron ko ek hi kamare men band kar diya, khayal ye tha keeho sakata hai donon aamane samane bat karen to kuchh sudhar ho jae, . parantu khatara yah tha kee donon men jhagada huaa to sar bhi foot sakate hai...
lekin rat bhar kamare men shanti rahi ...
agalesubah doktar nae pagal se mila,
"doktar sahab" pagal ganbhir svar men bola -"main bahut bade bhram men tha. "
ab mujhe pata lag gaya hai ki main shahanshah akabar nahi hoon .
"vairi gud" doktar ne man hi man apane prayog ko safalata par khush hote hue kaha -"aur ab batao tum vastav main kaun ho ??"
"doktar sahab !" "main maharani jodhabaee hoon" -pagal ka javab tha.
pagal khane ke ek bade se doktar ne ek khatara uthane kee sochi.
usane donon akabaron ko ek hi kamare men band kar diya, khayal ye tha keeho sakata hai donon aamane samane bat karen to kuchh sudhar ho jae, . parantu khatara yah tha kee donon men jhagada huaa to sar bhi foot sakate hai...
lekin rat bhar kamare men shanti rahi ...
agalesubah doktar nae pagal se mila,
"doktar sahab" pagal ganbhir svar men bola -"main bahut bade bhram men tha. "
ab mujhe pata lag gaya hai ki main shahanshah akabar nahi hoon .
"vairi gud" doktar ne man hi man apane prayog ko safalata par khush hote hue kaha -"aur ab batao tum vastav main kaun ho ??"
"doktar sahab !" "main maharani jodhabaee hoon" -pagal ka javab tha.
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and
he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to say this son but I have to.
The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'
The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother. 'Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I must not tell you.'
His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!'
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and
he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to say this son but I have to.
The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'
The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother. 'Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I must not tell you.'
His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!'