pj's

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rautsaurabh

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any one interested in pj's plz post here......




i'll start....

A country club didn't allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week...
 
Sadie and Rose were sitting under hair dryers at the hairdresser having a chat. Sadie says, "Rose, how's that daughter of yours?...
 
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
 
Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
 
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Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR

Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai

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Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.

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Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

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Q - Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
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And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi said,
I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......
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Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
the pond increases. How?
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A - The other 9 fish are crying.................
 
Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???

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coz, they all started clapping !!!!

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Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"
Whatz a (P + i J)?
- A "complex poor joke"

Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
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- Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?

"So, which platform are you working on?"

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Question: Two hair on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
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Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
 
Whaddya call a guy with three knees????
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pata nahi???




Nitin!! (knee-teen)




Whaddya call a guy with six knees????
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pata nahi???




sahani!! (saha-knee)







Whaddya call a guy with nine knees????
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pata nahi???




Nitin sahani!!




comedy ka king kaun????
:SugarwareZ-254:
 
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