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ankitgokani
Ankit Gokani
How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
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Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ??? socho....... nahi pata..??
Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
)
By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
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Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ??? socho....... nahi pata..??
Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
)
ankitgokani
Ankit Gokani
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
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Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
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Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR
Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai
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Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.
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Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
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Q - Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi said,
I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
================================================================
Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
=================================================================
Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR
Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai
==================================================================
Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.
===================================================================
Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
===================================================================
Q - Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi said,
I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......