NORMAL vs GRE STUDENT

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A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.


GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would
be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.



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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star


GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.


GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with esplendence are not truly
auriferous.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers


GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales


GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony



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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck


GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss


GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of
small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together


GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep


GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity




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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness


GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk


GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately
departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap


GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best


GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses
thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.


GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.


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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!


GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in
ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.


NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks


GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
 
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