Nice one

[doctordj]

1 Pagal: Me is mental hospital me naya hu muje yaha ke pagalo k sardar se milna hai.
2 Pagal: ssshhhh.... chup ..!

Aawaz mat karo....

Boss joke padh rahe he.

 

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Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.

 

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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

 

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

 

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They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

 

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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

 

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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls.

 

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Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

 

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"Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic?"

 

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A designer dress is like a barbed fence, it protects the premises without restricting the view!

 

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You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.

 

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The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love and to let it come in.

 

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There are two types of people who are failures in life... Those who do not listen to anybody and those who listen to everybody.

 

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Lucky: One who gets the opportunity. Brilliant: One who creates the opportunity. Winner: One who uses the opportunity. Be a winner always.

 

[randomvish]

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it but that our aim is too low and we reach it!