"Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle." - Eric Zorn
My first resolution is :
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine.
7. Don't jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
8. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
9. Start being superstitious.
10. Personal goal: bring back disco.
11. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
12. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
13. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
14. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. ;-)
Cheers
Ankan Ghoshal
Student 2010-12 Batch
FOSTIIMA Business School