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<h2>New year eve funny sayings, funny ideas, New year quotes, New year wishes</h2>

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I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!
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I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

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I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
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I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

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Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
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Be careful. Never play for sums you can't comfortably afford. Never mix up your poker money with your living money. Never raise the stakes when you're losing; only lower them, to graft your way back up.


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Happy New Year to all
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