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Avishkar Agarwal
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
>to move faster than the one you are in now.
>
>LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
>engaged one.
>
>LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with
>grease, your nose will begin to itch.
>
>LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
>accessible corner.
>
>LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
>because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
>tire.
>
>BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
>rings.
>
>LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
>increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
>
>LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to
>someone that a machine won't work, it will!
>
>LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
>proportional to the reach.
>
>THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
>arrive last.
>
>LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
>your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the
>coffee is cold.
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>to move faster than the one you are in now.
>
>LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
>engaged one.
>
>LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with
>grease, your nose will begin to itch.
>
>LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
>accessible corner.
>
>LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
>because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
>tire.
>
>BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
>rings.
>
>LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
>increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
>
>LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to
>someone that a machine won't work, it will!
>
>LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
>proportional to the reach.
>
>THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
>arrive last.
>
>LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
>your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the
>coffee is cold.
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