Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?
Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor: dawai khali thi kya ?
Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?
Patient: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.
Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?
Patient : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?
Patient: Nahi doctor saheb.
Doctor: Kyon ?
Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor: Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi.
Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor: Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta !
Patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
Doctor : Abe teri …....
