What's the first thing a musician says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"
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What do you call a musician without a significant other?
Homeless.
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Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
Because most shops close by six thirty.
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What would a musician do if he won a million dollars?
Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.
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What's the difference between a conductor and a stagecoach driver?
The stagecoach driver only has to look at four horses' asses.
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The stages of a musician's life:
Who is name?
Get me name.
Get me someone who sounds like name.
Get me a young name.
Who is name?
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There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either.
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A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player. Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance. She, of course, humbly responded "It's the least I could do, since I won't be at the performance."
"Would you like fries with that?"
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What do you call a musician without a significant other?
Homeless.
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Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
Because most shops close by six thirty.
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What would a musician do if he won a million dollars?
Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.
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What's the difference between a conductor and a stagecoach driver?
The stagecoach driver only has to look at four horses' asses.
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The stages of a musician's life:
Who is name?
Get me name.
Get me someone who sounds like name.
Get me a young name.
Who is name?
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There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either.
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A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player. Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance. She, of course, humbly responded "It's the least I could do, since I won't be at the performance."