MOST DHAMAKEDAR PJ'S EVER MADE (2)

amitjangid

amitjangid

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
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>Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? =
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>Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? =
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>So? What's the big deal? =
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>Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar =
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>Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar...... =
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>Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar ! =
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>(trihathar is on leave ) =
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>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain =
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>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain...... =
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>Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah) =
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>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai =
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>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .... =
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>ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? =
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>jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi =
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>jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi =
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>dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le jalim =
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>bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi =
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>WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI =
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>HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE =
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>KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI =
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>HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI =
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>HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI
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>AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR VOH SADAK KE IS PAR =
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>THI. =
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>Arz Kiya Hai =
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>Gum woh cheez hai... =
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>Gum woh cheez hai... =
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>Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai. =
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>Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
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>Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub
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>Chhapak, Chhapak, glob.... glob... glob... =
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>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain =
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>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain...... =
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>JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!! =
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>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai =
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>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .... =
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>ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? =
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>Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya =
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>Ke kal raat maine itna kyon khaya. =
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>THODA SENSE SERIES : =
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>Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar =
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>Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le. =
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>Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. =
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>Ke' Kargil ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. =
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>aur khuda tumse puche.. =
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>Abey gadhe... ab utrega kaise =
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>PYAAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES : =
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>Maine tujhe saikdon khat likhe, =
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>tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya; =
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>kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? =
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>Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya =
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>Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye. =
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>Woh chham chham karke aayee =
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>Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee =
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>Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha =
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>Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee. =
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>Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
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>Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the. =
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>Kaash ki tere chehre par chicken pox ke daag hote.. =
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>Kaash ki tere chehre par chicken pox ke daag hote.. =
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>Chaand to tu hai hi..sitare bhi saath hote... =
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>Aur, end me Ghalib ke liye ek dam fit sher. =
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>Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib... =
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>Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib... =
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>La, phawda mujhe de, main khod deta hu. =
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>hum ne bhi pyar kiya tha jindagi me bahut shor ke
>saat =
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>hum ne bhi pyar kiya tha jindagi me bahut josh ke
>sath =
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>hum ab se pyar karange bahut soch ke sath kyonki =
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>hum ne dekha usko kisi aur ke sath =
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>are jalim tumse bhi ye cigarette tho acha hi =
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>dil ko jalatha hi lekin hoton ke pas hi rahatha hai =
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>MENDAK PAANI MEIN GIRA, =
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>MENDAK PAANI MEIN GIRA, =
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>PHACHAK !!! =
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>TERA KALA RANG, YE FARISHTON KI KHATA HE, =
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>TERA KALA RANG, YE FARISHTON KI KHATA HE, =
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>TEEL BANANE NIKALE THE, KI SYAHI FISAL GAYEE !!! =
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>RAAT KA ANDHERA YE TERE GHANE ZULFON KE SAAYE HEIN, =
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>RAAT KA ANDHERA YE TERE GHANE JULFON KE SAAYE HEIN, =
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>TUM SAR MUNDWA DO, =
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>TO SAWERA HO JAYEGA !!! =
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>ADAAB:SugarwareZ-191:
 
really good ones.... keep them coming
amitjangid said:
>:pound: TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES : =:pound:
>
> =
>
>Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? =
>
>Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? =
>
>So? What's the big deal? =
>
>
>Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar =
>
>Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar...... =
>
>Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar ! =
>
>(trihathar is on leave ) =
>
>
>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain =
>
>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain...... =
>
>Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah) =
>
> =
>
>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai =
>
>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .... =
>
>ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? =
>
> =
>
>jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi =
>
>jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi =
>
>dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le jalim =
>
>bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi =
>
> =
>
> =
>
>WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI =
>
>HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE =
>
>KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI =
>
>HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI =
>
>HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI
>=
>
>AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR VOH SADAK KE IS PAR =
>
>THI. =
>
> =
>
>Arz Kiya Hai =
>
> =
>
>Gum woh cheez hai... =
>
>Gum woh cheez hai... =
>
>Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai. =
>
> =
>
>Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
>=
>
>Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub
>jaoon =
>
>Chhapak, Chhapak, glob.... glob... glob... =
>
> =
>
>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain =
>
>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain...... =
>
>JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!! =
>
> =
>
>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai =
>
>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .... =
>
>ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? =
>
> =
>
>Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya =
>
>Ke kal raat maine itna kyon khaya. =
>
> =
>
>THODA SENSE SERIES : =
>
>
> =
>
>Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar =
>
>Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le. =
>
> =
>
>Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. =
>
>Ke' Kargil ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. =
>
>aur khuda tumse puche.. =
>
>Abey gadhe... ab utrega kaise =
>
> =
>
>PYAAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES : =
>
> =
>
>Maine tujhe saikdon khat likhe, =
>
>tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya; =
>
>kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? =
>
> =
>
>Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya =
>
>Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye. =
>
>
>Woh chham chham karke aayee =
>
>Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee =
>
>Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha =
>
>Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee. =
>
> =
>
>Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
>=
>
>Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the. =
>
>
>Kaash ki tere chehre par chicken pox ke daag hote.. =
>
>Kaash ki tere chehre par chicken pox ke daag hote.. =
>
>Chaand to tu hai hi..sitare bhi saath hote... =
>
> =
>
>Aur, end me Ghalib ke liye ek dam fit sher. =
>
>Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib... =
>
>Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib... =
>
>La, phawda mujhe de, main khod deta hu. =
>
> =
>
>hum ne bhi pyar kiya tha jindagi me bahut shor ke
>saat =
>
>hum ne bhi pyar kiya tha jindagi me bahut josh ke
>sath =
>
>hum ab se pyar karange bahut soch ke sath kyonki =
>
>hum ne dekha usko kisi aur ke sath =
>
>
>are jalim tumse bhi ye cigarette tho acha hi =
>
>dil ko jalatha hi lekin hoton ke pas hi rahatha hai =
>
> =
>
> =
>
>MENDAK PAANI MEIN GIRA, =
>
>MENDAK PAANI MEIN GIRA, =
>
>PHACHAK !!! =
>
> =
>
>TERA KALA RANG, YE FARISHTON KI KHATA HE, =
>
>TERA KALA RANG, YE FARISHTON KI KHATA HE, =
>
>TEEL BANANE NIKALE THE, KI SYAHI FISAL GAYEE !!! =
>
>
>RAAT KA ANDHERA YE TERE GHANE ZULFON KE SAAYE HEIN, =
>
>RAAT KA ANDHERA YE TERE GHANE JULFON KE SAAYE HEIN, =
>
>TUM SAR MUNDWA DO, =
>
>TO SAWERA HO JAYEGA !!! =
>
> =
>
>ADAAB:SugarwareZ-191:
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