mixed jokes

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joke 1
Don't take any chances
A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

joke 2
Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
:tea:
 
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