MBA vs. CA

Akash_arny

Akash_arny

Arun Kumar Khedia
MBA vs. CA


7 MBA and 7 CA's are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying
to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI):

7 MBA take only 1 Ticket and 7 CA's buy all 7
tickets..
CA's are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 MBA get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one
hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....CA's say "Dekh lenge"
NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a direct
train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala,
from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

CA's decided, "this time we will prove that we too are
equally SHAANE"....All 7 CA's take 1 Ticket

MBA don't buy ticket at all!!!!!..TC arrives....
ALL CA's IN ONE TOILET.ALL MBA IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One MBA gets out and knocks the door of CA's toilet,
One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket
and comes in MBA Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the CA's from the toilet and they
are heavily fined........
tai tai fissssssss..

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA -PUNE) :

SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. CA's
planning their move for last chance.. they board the local to PUNE .
This time CA's decide that they will play the same (1
ticket) trick.
ALL CA's take 1 tickets...MBA BUY all 7 tickets this
time...
SO TC Comes.. All MBA show their tickets.....
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CA's are still searching for toilet in the
LOCAL...........

Moral of the Story : An MBA is any day smarter than an CA
 
pls read this joke then u will come to know that who is beter

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian……

A MBA and a CA go on a camping trip, set up their tent,
and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the CA wakes his MBA friend. ” look up at
the sky and tell me what you see.”

The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

The MBA ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?”

The CA is silent for a moment, then speaks.

“Practically…Someone has stolen our tent”.
 
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