prakash_dudes
Prakash Pohwani
Two SEcrets to keep your marriage brimming............
1. Whenever you're wrong,
admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine." Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."