vengabeats
Nilesh Nagdev
The kids filed back into class Monday morning.
They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something,
then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Mary led off, "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she
said proudly, "my sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil
spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Sally was next, "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I
explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current
events."
"Very good, Sally," said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full
of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough
toothbrushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a
Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample.
They all said the same thing. "Hey, this tastes like s**t!" Then I
would say, " It is, wanna buy a toothbrush?"
They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something,
then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Mary led off, "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she
said proudly, "my sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil
spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Sally was next, "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I
explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current
events."
"Very good, Sally," said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full
of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough
toothbrushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a
Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample.
They all said the same thing. "Hey, this tastes like s**t!" Then I
would say, " It is, wanna buy a toothbrush?"