ajbharathkumar
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Hey ppl..
Read the moral of this.... without fail...
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo
Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an
accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep
of death. He asks
PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama
had already decided
that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks
Yama as to why this
discrimination is being made. All the three of them
had served the public.
Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc. Then why the
differential treatment? He felt that there should be a
formal test or an
objective evaluation before a decision is made; and
should not be just ased
on opinion or pre conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to
appear for an English
test.
PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it
correctly.
Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell
"CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says
this is not fair and
that he was given a tough question and thus forced to
fail with false
intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi
(to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi
would provide an equal
platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He
writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He
too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails
again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of
history (which the
other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to
be subjected to a
test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and
that he would not take
any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He
replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the
independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3
options: 100,000 or
200,000 or 300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000
and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name
and Address of each
of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Laloo accepts
defeat and agrees to
go to HELL.
Moral of the story :
IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Read the moral of this.... without fail...
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo
Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an
accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep
of death. He asks
PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama
had already decided
that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks
Yama as to why this
discrimination is being made. All the three of them
had served the public.
Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc. Then why the
differential treatment? He felt that there should be a
formal test or an
objective evaluation before a decision is made; and
should not be just ased
on opinion or pre conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to
appear for an English
test.
PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it
correctly.
Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell
"CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says
this is not fair and
that he was given a tough question and thus forced to
fail with false
intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi
(to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi
would provide an equal
platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He
writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He
too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails
again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of
history (which the
other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to
be subjected to a
test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and
that he would not take
any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He
replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the
independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3
options: 100,000 or
200,000 or 300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000
and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name
and Address of each
of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Laloo accepts
defeat and agrees to
go to HELL.
Moral of the story :
IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE