How to Know You're Dating A Consultant
10. Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "preliminary assessment period."
9. Talks to the waiter about process flows when dinner arrives late.
8. Takes a half-day at the office on Sunday because "Sunday is your day."
7. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
6. Tries to call room service from the bedroom at home.
5. Ends any argument by saying, "let's talk about this off-line."
4. Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
3. Can't be trusted with the car--too accustomed to beating up rentals.
2. Valentines Day card has bullet points.
1. Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win."
10. Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "preliminary assessment period."
9. Talks to the waiter about process flows when dinner arrives late.
8. Takes a half-day at the office on Sunday because "Sunday is your day."
7. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
6. Tries to call room service from the bedroom at home.
5. Ends any argument by saying, "let's talk about this off-line."
4. Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
3. Can't be trusted with the car--too accustomed to beating up rentals.
2. Valentines Day card has bullet points.
1. Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win."