---- Santa Singh & Hidden Cam
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”
---- Doctor and Mareej
Doctor to Mareej : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Mareej : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Mareej: Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai Le li thi kya.
Mareej: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine Le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai peelee thi kya?
Mareej: Oho, nai doctor saheb, dawai to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko p ee liya tha kya?
Mareej: Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Mareej: Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Mareej: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : To Khola kyon nai.
Mareej: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaaz main nai kar sakta. !!!!
Mareej: Accha Doctor saheb ye to Bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
---- Four Catholic Women
Four Catholic women were having coffee.
The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'".
The third Catholic lady says, "My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'".
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2 " hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh, my God....' "
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”
---- Doctor and Mareej
Doctor to Mareej : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Mareej : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Mareej: Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai Le li thi kya.
Mareej: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine Le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai peelee thi kya?
Mareej: Oho, nai doctor saheb, dawai to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko p ee liya tha kya?
Mareej: Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Mareej: Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Mareej: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : To Khola kyon nai.
Mareej: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaaz main nai kar sakta. !!!!
Mareej: Accha Doctor saheb ye to Bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
---- Four Catholic Women
Four Catholic women were having coffee.
The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'".
The third Catholic lady says, "My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'".
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2 " hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh, my God....' "