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Usha Choithani
---- Santa Singh & Hidden Cam‏

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

Santa : “Hidden camera!”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”

Santa : “That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”


---- Doctor and Mareej

Doctor to Mareej : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Mareej : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?

Mareej: Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai Le li thi kya.

Mareej: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine Le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai peelee thi kya?

Mareej: Oho, nai doctor saheb, dawai to laal thi.

Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko p ee liya tha kya?

Mareej: Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

Mareej: Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor : Kyon?

Mareej: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor : To Khola kyon nai.

Mareej: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor : Tera ilaaz main nai kar sakta. !!!!

Mareej: Accha Doctor saheb ye to Bata do ki main thik kaise hounga


---- Four Catholic Women

Four Catholic women were having coffee.

The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'".

The third Catholic lady says, "My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'".

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2 " hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh, my God....' "
 
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