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manish.sarpotdar

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Quote doing rounds post Lehman brothers, AIG, Merryll lynch fiasco...
"There are two sides to a Balance Sheet.- Left & the Right ( Liabilities and Assets respectively)
on the Left side there is nothing right.. and on the right side there is nothing left "
 
KNOWING YOURSELF

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
 
WHO YOU TRUST

There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
 
GRATEFUL

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
 
Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards !!
 
nice 1 boy now read dis 1


The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read:

"I'm the Boss!"

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a
note to the sign that said:

"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
 
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