LAUGHTER DOSE

[vikrantverma]

driving license form( most hilarious)

STATE of PUNJAB
DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHAROM

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NOTE : If you dont know the answers, please copy from
another
applikason phorom and submit. For further
instructions, see bottom
applikason. Please do not shoot the person at the
applikason kounter.
He will give you the lisence immediately.

Last name: (Kaur/Singh/do not know)

First name:
(_) Balwinder
(_) Jaswinder
(_) Surinder
(_) Joginder
(_) Maninder
(_) Dont know
(Check appropriate box)

Age:
(_) Less than zero
(_) Zero
(_) Greater than zero
(_) Don't know

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____ not
applicable

Chappal Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Pehelwaan ( Punjabi for "wrestler")
(_) House wife
(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse :
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check
appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack? (_)Yes (_) No; If no, please
explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) Champak
(_) Indrajal
(_) Star and style
(_) The great Punjab Dairy
(_) Blank sheets

___ Number of times you've SHOT a UFO
___ Number of times you've SHOT another person exactly
like you
___ Number of times you've SHOT yourself.(SHOOTING
YOURSELF IN MIRROR
IS POOR SHOOTING)

Do you bathe?
(_) Yes
(_) No
(_) Not applicable

If yes, how often do you bathe?
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) Others - Give exact color (call nearest Asian
Paints dealer if U
dont know the color of your teeth) :______________
(_) Not applicable

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know

____________________
Your thumb impresson
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom,
please do not copy
thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb
impression.

PLEASE DO NOT USE FINGERS ON YOUR LEGS.
Use thumb on your left hand only. If you dont have
left hand, use your
thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand,
use thumb on left
hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.)

For instructions to fill this applikason pharom, see
beginning of
applikason phorom.

 

[vikrantverma]

what they say about fools:

• But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty. -- 1 Cor 1:27
• However big the fool, there is always a bigger fool to admire him. -- Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux
• [Politicians] never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. -- Thomas Reed
• He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks. -- François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
• The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer
• Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom. -- Elizabeth Gaskell
• Looking foolish does the spirit good. -- John Updike
• Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. -- Mark Twain
• A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. -- William Blake
• A fool must now and then be right by chance. -- Cowper
• It is better to be a fool than to be dead. -- Stevenson
• The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. -- Mark Twain

 

[vicky_600]

hey guys its exciting....Posts ssome really weird, funny jokes like the ones already posted as well as check these ones out


Santa: Lets go to the sun
Banta: it would be very hot and we would get burnt
Santa: ok lets go in the night


Joke2:
Everybody wants to go 2 heaven but nobody wants to die

Joke 3 :
Sir: write an essay on cricket
Student: Rain abandons match


Guys keep comin up with such crazy stuffs as it refreshes a lot and no problem if the jokes are really sad!!!
atleast i will appreciate it for sure