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DID YOU MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON?

:SugarwareZ-299: this is one qns which every new arranger and love marrige couple thinks after sometime so i thought to submit this article which is very interesting must read .
 

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Needing (some1)

Needing
(collection)

My heart cries for you.
It's all I hear day and night.
It haunts me crying,
Crying for you and your love.

These empty arms crying out,
Wanting, needing to embrace you,
To make physical contact,
To hold you close to my heart.

The need for you consuming me,
Over shadowing everything,
Reaching out for you,
Crying out for you.

Touching empty air.
Sinking down in despair.
Wanting, needing,
Reaching, crying.

Loving you so, needing you so,
Dying a little each day.
The need is so great.
The pain so strong.

The emptiness inside so great,
So dark, so lonely.
Just a big void,
Waiting for your love.

Needing the warmth
That your love surrounds me in,
Aching for the rays of your sunshine,
That your love brings into my life.

Needing, wanting,
Reaching, crying,
Always for you,
My love, my life.

There re many things in ure life which will catch ure eye but only few will catch ure heart pursue those

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Getting over u



Getting Over You
(collection)
Another day had pass,
my feelings are still the same.
It has been a while,
since I've said your sweet name.

Why is it like this?
What did I do wrong?
When will these feelings end?
I've waited far too long.

My thoughts are fading,
the answers I can't find.
Oh! how can I get,
you out of my mind?

The words are running out,
there's nothing else to do.
But to wait and to hope,
that I'll get over you.

Can my heart move on,
without another tear?
Will my emotions heal,
if you come near.

If these feelings die,
as it flows to the stream.
Will I ever wake up,
from this endless dream?
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A part of u

A Part Of You
(collection)


I miss the way you make me feel as if everything revolved around me,
How you would just call me up to tell me the silliest things,
How you would call in the middle of anything just make me guess where you were.

I miss the way you make me feel as if I were the center of your universe,
How you needed to know every little plan I make,
How you wanted to know where I was at any single moment.

I miss the was you make me feel as if I were your life,
How it felt as if work and school were just intrusions to our time together,
How every little whim I had about having you beside me was followed.

I miss the way it feels to be your sun, moon and stars,
How it feels to go to sleep with a smile, your voice the last thing I hear
(and sometimes, with you beside me),
How it feels to wake up to a wonderful day and smile,
For your voice is the first thing I hear.

I miss the way it feels to be a part of you.
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Funny smsssssss

He Bhagwan sabaka bhalaa kar aur sabaka bhalaa karate samay ye bhi dhyan rakh ki sab me main bhi shaamil hu -- -Vinod

kadam kadam par hawaa ki disha ka dhyan rakhana, Mushkil samay me bhi dosti ko yaad rakhana Hamari yaado ki khushbu jarur aayegi Tum bas apani naak saaf rakhana - vinod

Amit : Kya sachmuch card ke aadhar par bhavishyavaani ki jaa sakati hai?
Bharat : Haa Bilkul. Meri mammi mera result dekhakar bata deti hai ki sham ghar aane ke baad mere papa meri haddiyon ke saath kya suluk karenge?

Bharat :Mohan ye batao ki Akal badi yaa bhains? - vinod
Mohan : Pehle tum dono ka date of birth bataao.

Dil se tera khayal naa jaye to kya karu,
Tu hi bata yaad teri aaye to kya karu,
hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tuze dekh lu,
Par madaari tuze roj naa laaye to kya karu!

Aaj bhi yaad hai muze hamari pehli mulakat!
Train ruki, Khidki khuli, nazre mili aur tumne kaha,
'Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de de' - vishal

Agar duniya me kuch karke dikhana ho,
to meri baat mano,Haathi ke upar ulte khade hokar photo khinchwao
aur duniya ko photo ulta karke dikhao!

3 Dost hain Kallu, Lallu aur Ullu... - -Amit
Kallu 10th me padh raha hain
Lallu 11th me padh raha hain
aur Ullu SMS padh raha hain!

Jab dosti ki dastan koi sunayega
Aapako koi shakhs yaad aayega
Bhul jaaoge jindagi ke gamo ko
Jab hamare saath gujara waqt yaad aayega.

Ae mere SMS mere dosto ke paas jana, Agar vo so raha hai to use mat jagana, Dheere se uske kaano ke paas jana aur jor se kahna 'Kanjus Call Me'

Request hai tumse refuse mat karana,
Friendship ke bulb ko fuse mat karana,
Hum dost hai tumhare confuse mat karana,
Hamari jagah kisi aur ko choose mat karana.
 
Funny smsssssssssssssss

Mohan- Tumne to kaha tha ki tum bahut se netaao ko jaanate ho! Kahi meri bhi naukari lagava do!
Ranjan - Lekin maine ye kab kaha tha ki ve bhi muze jaanate hai!

Raam Raam friendvaa, Kaisan ho? Hamaar se koi galti hui gava kya? - Kunal
Tohar SMS ke darsan kiya ek jamana bit gavaa..
Tanik ek dui mesejava humko bhi bhijwai deo!

Aapaki muskurahat ne hamare hosh udaa diye- Aapaki muskurahat ne hamare hosh uda diye, Hum hosh me aane hi wale the ki aap fir muskura diye!

Pehle BSNL ka matlab hota tha - 'Bhai Saahab Nahi Lagata' Par ab BSNL ka matlab ho gaya hai-'Bhagwan Se bhi Nahi Lagata'

Arz kiya hai-
Hum bhi ae dost tere liye Tajmahal banavayenge,
Ek cup subah aur ek cup shyam ko pilaayenge...
Waah Khaaj, Kya Khujali Hain!

Tere kadamo ki aahat mera dil dhadaka deti hai, Kahi tu paise na maang le jo maine tuzse udhaar liye the!

Main jab bhi taash khelne baithata hu, aapaki badi yaad aati hai...
Aapaka chehara Joker se kitna milta-julta hai naa!

Bhikari(Ek saahab se)-Saahab aapaka pocket to nahi kho gaya!
Saahab - Nahi to!
Bhikari - To fir muze ek rupaya de dijiye!

Yaad aapaki bhulayi na gayi,
Naam dil se mitaya na gaya,
Kaam duniya me na tha koi mushkil,
Bas aapako diya udhaar paaya na gaya!

Teri jindagi ek juaa bankar rah jayegi,Teri jindagi ek juaa bankar rah jayegi,Tu Jisase bhi pyar karega, vo tere bachchon ki buaa bankar rah jaayegi!

-Main tumhara khun pee jaaunga!
-Mera khun thanda ho gaya hai,kisi naujawaan ka khun piyo!
-Nahi aaj garmi bahut hai, mai cold drink peena chahata hu...

Jayesh-Muze apani girlfriend ko koi gift dena hai, kya du? - vinod
Prakash -Aisa kar, gold ring de de!
Jayesh-Koi badi cheej bata
Prakash-To fir gold ring jane de, M.R.F. ka tyre de de!

Meri raato ki nind ud gayi hai,Din ka chain kho gaya hai...Oh God, Kahi ye pyar to nahi!...
God : Ediot, garmi ke saath load shading bhi shuru ho gayi hai...

Meri yaad aaye to yaad karo,
Jyada yaad aaye to SMS karo,
Aur jyada yaad aaye to phone karo,
Aur bhi jyada yaad aaye to mil lo,
Usase bhi jyada yaad aaye to please jhuth bolna band karo!

-Aapaki hotel me aisa khaana banta hai,Jise gadhe bhi nahi kha sakate...
-Koi baat nahi, main abhi aisa khaana bhijawa deta hoon, jise gadhe kha sake!

Mohan-Main apane doctor ki vajah se apane pairo par chalane laga!
Bharat- Kya usane itani achchi davaa di?
Mohan-Nahi!Uske bill ne meri car bikawa di! - -Vinod

Shukriya karo us khuda kaa ke usane hame banaya hai
Kyonki ek pyara, achcha, cute,handsome saa dost hamne naa sahi tumne to paya hai

Aasama pe jitne sitaare hai Samundar me jitne kinare hai Aankho me jitne ishare hai Utne scru dhile tumhare hai

Bahut khubsurat ho tum
Duniya ki nazron se bachaaya karo!
Sirf aankhon me kaajal hi nahi
Gale me Nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaaya karo!

Nigahe nigahon se milakar to dekho
Kisiko apana banaakar to dekho
Milenge sabhi tumse bahut pyar se
Kabhi tum pani se nahaakar to dekho!

Humko to daaru ne maara
Beer me kahaa dum tha
Apni kashti to vahaa dubi
Jahaa gaavathi ka drum tha

Naari ke chakkar me
Bhul naa jana yaari
Jab dagaa degi naari
To yaad aayegi hamaari
-Purush Bachao Samitiki tarafase janahit me jaari

Hawaaimaarge pardeshaat jaanari pahili bhartiya mahila kon?
...Vichaar Kara
...Try tari kara..
...Naahi saangata yet?
Uttar aahe SEETA!!! ----VINOD

Tajmahal ko dekh ke
bolaa Shahajahaan ka potaa
Tajmahal ko dekh ke
bolaa Shahajahaan ka potaa
Aaj hamara bhi bada bank balance hota
agar hamara daada deewana na hota!!

Dudh me Yuriya, Mineral water me costic soda
cola me pestiside, Chocolate me keede
Paani bhi kharab..
Pure bachi hai to sirf sharaab!
Chears!!

Barsenge barsenge hamaare SMS fir barsenge
Teri chavanni ki muskan ke liye
Hum fir do rupaye kharchenge!!

Naa jubaa se naa aankhon se
Naa dimag se naa rango se
Naa greeting se naa gift se
birthday ki shubhechcha...
sidhe hamare dil se!!!
 
more smsssss

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• Mom: Andy, where r u off to now?
Son: I`m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally u r only an infant.
Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.

• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...

• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!

• Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose?
Your Own Stupid!

• When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!

• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!

• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.

• Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

• Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

• If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

• Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

• Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

• Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.
 
moreee smssssss

• A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

• Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.

• When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

• My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha! ----------------------------
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

• Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!

• Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha. ----------------

• Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.

• A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

• Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain.

• Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together.
Who?
Ur bums.

Osama to Big B: How are you?? ------------------------
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

• Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!

• Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A: A Moti-vaiting.

• Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

• Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.

• Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla.

• Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

• Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.

• Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

• Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.

• The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.

When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.------------

• Look at the world around u; u’ll see God's creativity. Look at the breakfast table; u’ll c God's providence. Look at the mirror u’ll c God's sense of humor.

• A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son!
Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!

• You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.

• Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

• God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

• I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I lauf again

• The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

I've written a poem for you: ----------------
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

• What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

• Banta: How does an attorney sleep?
Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

• Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.

• I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

• A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

• Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
 
love smsssssssssss

• Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.

• You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!

• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2

• Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

• If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

• Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

• What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U

• Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

• 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

• When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

• Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.

• Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

• What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

• Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna b right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.

• Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.

• The sky without stars is
like sleep without dreams
like song without music
like rose without smell
like face without smile
like ME without U!

• One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life

• Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

• How can u tell the rain not 2 fall ven clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall ven the wind exists? How can u tell me not 2 fall in love ven u exist?

• Never say u are happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when I m still alive.

• To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

• I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
 
miss u smsssss

• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

• I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.

• I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we're both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss & care about.

• There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

• I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

• My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

• U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.

• The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

• A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

• Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u. I m just givin u time 2 miss me!


• Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down!

• God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
 
shayariiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssss

• Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

• Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!

• Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.

• Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.

• Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye,
Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye,
Tum jo ban jaao dost mere,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye.

• Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,
To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti,
Wo wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein,
Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karen.

• Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar, Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah, Dil ko hai tujh se na milne ka yakeen, Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah.

• Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan waste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rulaan waset,
Tussi ek vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jawange tuhanu manaan vaste!

• Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte.

• Ae dil unki yaad mein rona fizul hai, ansu anmol hai, inko khona fizul hai,
Rote uske liye hain jo tum pe nisar ho, uske liye kya rona jiske ashiq hazaar hon

• Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna.

• Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

• Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.

• Raate gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum jindgi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf dosto ke hi naam hota hai.

• Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot jayega, dil kahun to bikhar jayega,
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega!

• Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

• Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Moti hamaar kutte ka naam! - - vishal

• Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.

• Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke,
Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,
Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur,
Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke.

• Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai.

• Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Oye agge ki?
Agge Ghora

• Akhan di benuri changi nahi hundi,
Sajna kolon doori changi nahi hundi,
Kade kade tan milya kar,
Har vele majboori changi nahi hundi.

• Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.

• Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao dunia se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi!

• Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote nahi,
Jagti ankhon mein bhi khawab hote hai,
Zaroori nahi k gam mein ansu nikle,
Muskurati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain.

• Kal tera viah hoju, sada dil te akhian roan giyan,
Asin granth sahib chuk k laijange terian lavan kidan hongian.

• Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai main jana chod diya,
Aap ne SMS karna kya band kiya, humne mobile charge karna chod diya!

• Moat k baad yaad aa raha hai koi, mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi,
Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de, udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi.

• Sehmi-2 nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,
Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge,
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,
Aap har gam bhula denge.

• Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai….CHEERS!

• Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.

• Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.

• Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga,
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein,
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hein Uljhee Zulfain,
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein

• Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jab hum hi na rahenge to dosti kaun karega,
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega.

• Suni zindagi mein halchal si mehsoos hui, bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jane aaj kyu aisa laga, shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui.

• Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko, log chehre tak bhul jate hai,
Tum samandar ki baat karte ho, log aankho me dub jate hai.

• Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga, pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun phir usse mera ka khayal aaya hoga.

• Humne socha tha ki shayad, hum hi chahte hai tumko, par tumhe chahne wala to kafila nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se, paar khuda bhi tera chahne wala nikla.

• Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hian ki
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.

• Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

• Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
 
I.T. SMSSSSSSSS

some IT based Cinema Titles
-Login karo sajana
-Naukar PC ka
-Shahid Hacker Singh
-Terminal Apana Login Parai
-Mr.Networklal
-PC saja ke rakhana
-Hamari Disk aapake paas hai
-Aao chat kare
-Programmer No.1
-Java waale Job le jayenge
-Har din jo mail karega
-Raju ban gaya MCSE
-Crash to hona hi tha

Meri company ki ladkiya
sundar hai aur lonely hai
Problem bus itna hai ki
sabhi 'READ-ONLY' hai

Shayad mere pyar ko
'Test' karana bhul gaye
dil se aisa 'Cut' kiya
ki 'Pest' karana bhul gaye!

Tumhare saamane hai kai item
Kabhi hame bhi pick karo
Hamaare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to 'Double-Click' karo

Roj subah hum karte hai
Unhe pyar se 'Good Morning'
Ghur ke vo dekhte hai aise
jaise 'Zero error but five warnings'!!

Ho gayi hai galti humse
Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parvaa chodo
Ban jao hamari spouse!!

Aisa bhi nahi hai ki
i dont like your face
par dil ke computer me
nahi hai 'enough disk space'!

Ghar se tum nikalti ho
jab pahan ke evening gown
Jane kitno ka ho jata
hai Server Down!

Tumhara intjaar karte karte
Ek pal ko mai so gaya
Itni kya khata hui ke
Connection Timed Out ho gaya!

Jo sadiyo se hota aaya hai
Vo repeat kar dunga
Tu naa mili to khud ko
Control+Alt+Delete kar dunga!

Ab tum naa karo
'But' yaa 'If'
Tum ho meri jindagi ki
'Animated Gif'
 
Ab to ek hi khwahish hai tujhe apnana,
Ab to ek hi khwahish hai tujhe apnana,

Ab to
gor farmaiyega...
Ab to ek hi khwahish hai tujhe apnana..
A for Apple B for Banana.
 
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