Kuch thande.. funde.. ande jokes... errr PJs :)

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gaurav200x

Gaurav Mittal
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
Jai jawan jai kisan


Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi


Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?


Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
So? What’s the big deal?


Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar……..
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar ! (tihathar is on leave)


Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya…
Door se dekha to sher tha

Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi…


Agar tujh mein himmat hai
To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,
Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
Do ghoont maar, Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh


Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya


Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar A
asmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter


Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabr khod raha hai Ghalib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabr khod raha hai Ghalib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!


Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.


Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno picture challe…


Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye…


Ab Jab ghire Baadal,
Teri Yaad aayi Jhoom ke barsa Saawan,
Teri Yaad aayi Bheega main,
lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…


Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.


Na woh inkaar karti hai Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.


Maine poocha chand se… Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin….. Chand ne kaha , chandni ki kasam … 12036 entries found!
 
One frm My Side also

Whats the cube of thirteen (13) ??
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TERA (13)........... * TERA(13)............ * TERA(13) ....................SUROOoOoOOOoR........!!! :SugarwareZ-254:


 I always knew that Himesh sir's song had some deep logic to it....... ;-)
 
A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO
OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS."
HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.
IN HEAVEN, HE ASKED GOD, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.
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" SORRY SON, Appraisal time , HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET.. "
 
Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.

Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.

Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...








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ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
 
Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai..

Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai,bahut ghumak phira ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai.
Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai.

Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki bijli nahi hoti hai.
Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai. Kaise???









Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur ULLOO ko raat main sab kuch
saaf saaf dikhta hai.
 
Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada intellegent hai.
Kyon?
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Seeta ko Geeta se S.S.C ke exam me jyada marks milate hai.
 
Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

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puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang ...

wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata
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No offence Friends.
 
) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
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Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

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Heart Attack

Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
 
Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???



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Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...
 
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"
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tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
 
A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.


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because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagaoo"
 
dis 1 is my fav.
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Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?

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A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......
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Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?

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The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you......
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Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?

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A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you....
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Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?

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A Fire Brigade Obviously...........
And u Thought I was trying to Confuse You ................
 
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