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King Singh
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shiva141989
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1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man, I dont know who is Jayanthi.
2. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.
3. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on thecomputer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
4. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
5. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
6. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
7. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Every year.
8. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
9. Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Whole body born in punjab. (ultimate)
10. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man, I dont know who is Jayanthi.
2. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.
3. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on thecomputer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
4. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
5. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
6. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
7. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Every year.
8. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
9. Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Whole body born in punjab. (ultimate)
10. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
ankush_diwan
Anky Diwan
Ekbar 3 sardar FBI me training lene gaye.
3 mahineki training ke baad Officer ne unki test li,
Officer:-Main tumhe Ek chor ki Side se khichi gayi foto dikhaoonga tumhe use thikse dekhke Muze ye batana hai ki tumne kya notice kiya.
!st Sardar: Sahab iski sirf ek aankh hai.
Officer: Abe gadhe Side se khichi gayi foto me 1 hi aankh dikhegi.
2nd Sardar: Sahab isko sirf ek kan hai.
Officer: Abe gadhe Side se khichi gayi foto me 1 hi kan Dikhega.
3rd Sardar: Shab yeh contact Lens pehenta hai
Officer ne jakar record check kiya to yeh pata chala ki sachmuch me woh chor Lens pehanta hai.
Officer(Khush Hokar):- Tumhe kaise pata chala ki ye Contact Lens Pehanta hai?
3rd Sardar: Sahab Ekhi Aankh aur ekhi Kan hoga to woh chashma kaise pehnega?
3 mahineki training ke baad Officer ne unki test li,
Officer:-Main tumhe Ek chor ki Side se khichi gayi foto dikhaoonga tumhe use thikse dekhke Muze ye batana hai ki tumne kya notice kiya.
!st Sardar: Sahab iski sirf ek aankh hai.
Officer: Abe gadhe Side se khichi gayi foto me 1 hi aankh dikhegi.
2nd Sardar: Sahab isko sirf ek kan hai.
Officer: Abe gadhe Side se khichi gayi foto me 1 hi kan Dikhega.
3rd Sardar: Shab yeh contact Lens pehenta hai
Officer ne jakar record check kiya to yeh pata chala ki sachmuch me woh chor Lens pehanta hai.
Officer(Khush Hokar):- Tumhe kaise pata chala ki ye Contact Lens Pehanta hai?
3rd Sardar: Sahab Ekhi Aankh aur ekhi Kan hoga to woh chashma kaise pehnega?
ankush_diwan
Anky Diwan
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.